Bong Water Philosopher

Ball knower. Gambling addict (love of the game). Eagles enthusiast. Roman history knower. Pee Wee football legend| fat thumbs| ex frat president

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@awfulannouncing The best ever rugby player would crumble like a cookie if he met ray lewis in the A Gap

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@MrBeast 4,987,351

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250 years ago my ancestors built the only rival to the Roman Empire

[Lo @LoLoByke]

My ancestors were slaves 250 years ago. I’m not celebrating shit

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@LoLoByke Cool bro have a good day

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>Show the absolute horror of pagan human sacrifice
>Have the hero running for his life the entire movie
>End the movie with the Spanish arriving on the shore
>The arrival of Catholicism and the end of demonic blood sacrifice
>Christ is here to save you

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Apocalypto (2006) ends with Jaguar Paw surviving the hunt… only for Spanish ships to appear on the horizon. Not a victory, not relief…just history arriving. One of the coldest final images in modern cinema.

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@piersmorgan Beer is too cold? AC to chilly? Cope, seethe, and rage.

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@Djdjaoandnf @0xBassey Well said

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Just finished the wire. I think I have more PTSD than Normandy veterans. America needs to address how fireworks affect the neurodivergent population.

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@MLFootball Abby can know what being with a winner is like

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The lion regrets frying his mind with coke and weed for 4 years straight

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Still can’t believe Kendrick called Drake a pedophile at the superbowl

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@akay_oye @smitty_muse6 Floor: 5900
Middle 6100
Ceiling: 6300

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@putarmsonHeavy @ButtTonguer They still make them

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@FDSportsbook Saquon clears. Everyone else is wrong. I’m not reading replies.

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@OvershownSZN Regular season demon 🔥🔥🔥

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@funnytateHQ Guy seems like a loser

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@WordOnTheBirds TJ hashbrown has no effect on my opinion. Lemon will make the same amount of pro bowls in his first season as hashbrown made his whole career

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@Barkley_Tap 10/12 of these guys are regular season merchants

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@Anpalacios5 @BrandonGowton @AryePulliNFL I wish him the best. Big part of why we won a Super Bowl. Just wish he could’ve retired an Eagle.

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@BrandonGowton @AryePulliNFL He had 100+ yards and a TD week 3… what happened behind the scenes that wanted him to be traded then

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Poor Dianne Russini took vrabel back shots for months so she could be the one to break the AJ brown news. Then it all got exposed and those back shots were for nothing.