Sad Reggie

Unofficial Parody Account of the Mascot for the NAHL's old Topeka RoadRunners. They wouldn’t let me stay dead.

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

This quarantine shit is for the birds.

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Well, here we go again. At least this time I get to watch from the sidelines. https://t.co/tC1RLYDWoX

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

I came back from the dead for this?

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Someone should call our old owner and ask if he knows who won the Robertson Cup tonight. #DillyDilly

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Well, shit. So much for staying dead.

[NA3HL @NA3HL]

Breaking News: The #NA3HL @csspirit_hockey has rebranded to become the Texas RoadRunners for the 2019-20 season. Read: https://t.co/62u2ubKHhf

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

I have harnessed the power of the Force to rise as a Force Ghost.

I see the new team in Topeka is in good hands. And I see the once-discarded folk thriving in new locations. There is balance. There is peace.

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

OBIT: Sad Reggie passed peacefully in the afternoon of June 5. Reggie wasn’t always sad, he once enjoyed a great life until the willful destruction of his beloved hockey team. He loved his Bud and all his friends. RIP Reggie.

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Dead bird walkin’.

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Our former ownership buys 1-ply toilet paper. And then rolls it from underneath.

#OneGoodBurnForOldTimeSake #WhoDoesThat

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Things are feeling so much different around here. My time is ending. I feel I’m being drawn to the light. I’ll be able to go in peace knowing that hockey survived and is in good hands.

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

The RoadRunner is dead and the blood is on the hands of the Stones. But the game will live on. #DillyDilly #ThankYouLamar

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Makes perfect sense really. https://t.co/HcqNfv49po

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Maybe Topeka Golden Knights? Think @GoldenKnights would be ok with it?

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

What will new franchise name be?

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Well, @SadReggiesbud I think we are officially out of a job. New logo and name for the franchise supposedly going to be announced in less than two weeks. Sad that old owners completely fucked us, but glad that new owners are keeping the game alive here.

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

Well, @SadReggiesbud, I predicted May 15 we would get the announcement. I was three days off. Good news is our new owners are keeping hockey here in Topeka. Bad news for us is they are rebranding. #BirdForHire #AndHisBud

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

We did that this season. Barely.

17-39-2-2

We sucked but finally chased off our stupid owner so now we will be good again. https://t.co/ks7tIPN2sy

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

On a mission....

to collect 16 wins

💪

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

All these new players. They actually want to come here now! Someone pinch me, is this really happening? #ThankYouLamarHuntJr #DillyDilly but for reals now

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

There’s light at the end of what’s been a horribly shitty tunnel.

[Sad Reggie @SadReggie]

You know, @SadReggiesbud , this might just work. New ownership ain’t no fools. Hunt > Stone