Sad Rockies Fan

I hate your favorite team, but I hate mine more.

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

One of the reasons the Rockies suck is that Coors Field is too nice 🧵

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

What happens in Vegas stays in the record books!

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@RedditCFB Moving in in!

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8 million. 11 if he’s willing to pitch for Colorado in the offseason.

[SleeperBroncos @SleeperBroncos]

How much are you willing to offer Marvin Mims Jr on a contract extension?

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BREAKING: Colorado Rockies pitchers NOT expected to be poached by Texas Tech.

“Literally why would we do that” one rep told me

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The Brendan Sorsby remix of the Trace McSorley song is going to go triple platinum when it drops.

🎶 “I’m your favorite gambler, they call me Brendan Sorsby” 🎶

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

If you, as a sports fan, have to bring up either:

- A different sport
- A different season

to win an argument, you’ve already lost. That’s the worst form of copium out there.

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

@OregonBaseball Fun season. This team likely outperformed. Three Supers in four years ain’t a bad place to be.

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@turnerwhitfield Yes. There are two stupider rules

No three-batter minimum or pickoff limit.

But high seed being the away team is third on that list.

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

@Vern_Funquist Texas after watching a pitch in the other batters box

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@OregonBaseball That pitching change was doomed from the start. That decision to bring Bell in early will be a MAJOR factor in the rest of this season.

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@OregonBaseball @BraydenJaksa21 @Ryan_Cooney12

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@eliwhtney17 @blakestbanter Guy is a dude. Big fan of his commitment to his hometown team.

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

@Vern_Funquist This team has really bizarre culture in the box. Just feels slimy.

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

@CSOonX They have the worst backstop and Texas has the worst field.

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

@PEARatings Youuuuu didn’t specify, Mr. Pear

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@KUBaseball You’ll be the last team eliminated. This really was a big brained move

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

Baseball players getting feisty after getting hit with offspeed pitches is never not stupid

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

Can someone explain Texas’ obsession with staring at pitchers with their tongues out? Weird. Is it a Schlossnagle thing or just weird culture?

[Sad Rockies Fan @SadRockiesFan]

@ByCoreyDavis @karenmotherof2 Correct.

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@KUBaseball Waiting until after Oregon gets bounced so you’re the last team eliminated. Chess not checkers.