Sad Roman Reigns

The fans love me! See? They're holding up their fingers saying I'm number... oh... (parody, NOT @WWERomanReigns) (currently WWE commentary)

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

I pin this tweet to my profile today, 1/4/2019, so we may look back on it on 12/31/2019, and laugh at how wrong I was in my predictions!

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

Last night, I came up with some #WWE2019Predictions that I felt like sharing. They're a bit on the outlandish side, but, eh, why not? It could be fun. There's 30 of them, so, here we go!

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

...I wonder if I should have stayed a parody account.

[WWE Creative Humor (a sub of TKO Creative Humor) @WWECreative_ish]

At this point we’re considering writing a fake #WWERaw script just to give @VinceMcMahon something to tear up #RAWTonight

[MenWrest @MenWrest]

Just checked the WWE roster page and guys, Vince is definitely back.

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

I really hope FTR isn't seriously going back to WWE, because if Vince McMahon is significantly back in charge and meddling with creative, I'm jumping ship from WWE.

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

@AliWWE MOODstafa?

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

With the Nintendo #WiiU and #3DS storefronts shutting down tonight at 8pm est, I think we can safely say we're going to have another TERRIBLE start to RAW tonight. >.>

[PROGRESS Wrestling @ThisIs_Progress]

Our thoughts and prayers are with the family and friends of Jamin Pugh who has tragically passed away.

Known to fans around the world as Jay Briscoe, we pass on our sincere condolences.

Rest in Power Jay Briscoe

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

I guarantee you, Dominik Mysterio was traded for a cigarette twice within the first five minutes he was in prison.

[WWE Creative Humor (a sub of TKO Creative Humor) @WWECreative_ish]

Tonight on #WWERaw will be the Best of 2022. It’s just three hours of Sami Zayn dancing #RAWTonight

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

Bloodline wins. Lather, rinse, snore, repeat. Wake me when different results are possible. #WarGames #SurvivorSeries

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

Man, the Chicago crowd is MURDERING the Elite! Probably rightly so.

So... we haven't heard confirmation on CM Punk, have we?

What if CM Punk is being held back to be the face of Ring of Honor when it starts up properly again and that keeps the two sides apart? #AEWDynamite

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

@TozawaAkira And you got rid of the pajamas! Glad to see the ol' duds again! And congrats on the new hat!

[Akira Tozawa @TozawaAkira]

I’m back!! And I got hat🤣

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

And it SUUUUUUCKS because Asuka's one of my absolute favorites, and watching her be the designated chump week in and week out is painful.

Don't even mention the tag title win. WWE doesn't respect the women's tag titles. Why should we? #WWERaw

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

Asuka is a joke now.

Is that what you wanted, WWE?

#WWERaw

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

Wanna know why I came to this conclusion?

Because Asuka has come to a point where I now EXPECT her to eat the fall no matter what. Barring storyline shenanigans, if her side is losing, she's eating the fall.

And she'll probably do so at #SurvivorSeries too. #WWERaw

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

Elon, though? Elon can rot in hell. #FuckElon

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

If Twitter goes down, I just wanna say this.

@WWERomanReigns?

You're alright.

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

I should probably be enjoying the matches with the Bloodline members, /any/ Bloodline members, but honestly, I've never been sold on Roman, and the Usos were never /that/ great to me, so, this three-year story has been a serious slog. But that's just me talking here.

[Sad Roman Reigns @SadRomanReigns]

"One thing WWE has always struggled with is that all heat isn't good heat and Reigns' run might have just hit a breaking point from fans that it can't recoup." ~Bleacher Report #HardTruths #WWECastle

Though, if you ask me, it was overkill some time after the Royal Rumble.