Will Jacobs

opinions are those voted in favor of at my men's rights group

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

Killer news, fam! My friends surprised me last night with a heartfelt letter-reading party and are now sending me upstate for a 28 day NO DRINKING CHALLENGE

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Let's do it

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

if you're gonna get mad at me for having my zoom camera off, you can't also get mad at me when i turn it on and i'm wearing my guy fawkes mask

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

"comparison is the thief of joy" yeah not if you compare yourself to fucking losers!!! I feel GOOD

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

If it ever changes we know what happened @bransonreese

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Pelicans rook Jeremiah Fears rocking No. 0 is legendary 🔥

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(via @PelicansNBA)

[trevy @chillextremist]

Goofy phone be aura farming for no reason

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

@GamesCardComics You and me, @GamesCardComics, we can build the world anew

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

How do I signal to other passengers on my plane that I have my Magic: The Gathering decks on me and am down to duel?

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

Scooby Doo and the Mystery of How to Narcan Shaggy

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

referring to my dearest loved ones as my "side characters"

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

me and the boys out here prank calling the new england journal of medicine

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

was feeling pretty bleak but then saw people posting "I got your back" messages on the TL, total gamechanger

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

don't worry, currently writing a webseries that will combat all of this

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

look at you, you've gone and ruined my best SpaceGodzilla t-shirt

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

The Artichoke pizza at JFK has this nightmarish painting of the Kennedy boys hanging and I'm all about it

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

might I say, respectfully, that you look fucking busted today

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

@jason_sweeten sorry have to miss, will be busy tracking this tweet as it blows up

[Will Jacobs @SadWilliam]

ordering a diet coke with tajín on the rim