Dan talakka

Just a hustler that is trying to bring food to the table. Happily Married nd now father to Aisha (Aleena)👪. Statistician {ND,BSc & MSc}.
Alhamdulillah...

[National Moonsighting Committee Nigeria @moonsightingng]

Today’s date is Saturday 3rd Safar 1448H/18th July 2026.

[National Moonsighting Committee Nigeria @moonsightingng]

Today’s date is Wednesday 30th Muharram 1448H/15th July 2026.

[National Moonsighting Committee Nigeria @moonsightingng]

Today’s date is Tuesday 15th Muharram 1448H/30th June 2026.

[Dan talakka @SaddeqAlaska]

@Jaafar_Dee Kana da gaskiya don wannan sun kusa anshe muna shi.

🤣😂🤣

[National Moonsighting Committee Nigeria @moonsightingng]

Today’s date is Thursday 12th Dhul Qa’adah 1447H/30th April 2026.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

There’s a Sheik Auwal Albani Zaria and Sheik Jafar Mahmud Adam lecture for every problem we are facing today in Nigeria

May their souls continue to Rest In Peace. Ameen thumma Ameen

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

My brothers and sisters in Islam — May your first minute in the grave be the beginning of your happiness till yaumul Qiyamah

Say a big AMEEN

[National Moonsighting Committee Nigeria @moonsightingng]

Today’s date is Wednesday 4th Dhul Qa’adah 1447H/22nd April 2026.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Every time I run out of money , I just know it’s because I have abandoned my Istigfar.

[Dan talakka @SaddeqAlaska]

🤣😂🤣

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Hausa/Fulani girls and their entitlement are sometimes sickening.

You want your husband to get you an iPhone 17 Pro Max, a gold necklace, expensive lace, and all the good things that come with a soft life, but you can’t wash his boxers.

Some of you don’t even want to cook.

[National Moonsighting Committee Nigeria @moonsightingng]

Today’s date is Friday 15th Shawwal 1447H/3rd April 2026.

[Dan talakka @SaddeqAlaska]

😂😂😂

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Friendly advice: don’t join influencers who are tweeting from outside Nigeria to call for protests.

If DSS picks you up, you probably won’t see sunlight again until elections are over.

Please tread carefully. Most of those influencers calling for protests are outside Nigeria.

[National Moonsighting Committee Nigeria @moonsightingng]

ZAKAT NISAB (GOLD)

Date: 8th Shawwal 1447H /27th March 2026
Zakat Nisab :N16,786,880
Dowry/ Theft: N209,836
Blood Money/Diyyah :N839,344,000
source : Islamic timing and research org.
07032558231 (WHATSAPP MESSAGE ONLY).

[Dan talakka @SaddeqAlaska]

U sum it all brother

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

BTW, they’re part of the people that market President Bola Tinubu in 2023 presidential elections

Election is around the corner and they’re out for another cash out season.

[Dan talakka @SaddeqAlaska]

😂🤣😅

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

You may think and feel like you’re bigger than the government, and at some point start to feel untouchable.

But I promise you, you’re not bigger and you’re not untouchable, they just haven’t come for you yet.

[Dan talakka @SaddeqAlaska]

@Jaafar_Dee U don't start ko

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Case officer na ya kalle ni yace — Kaine Sarki Waspapping

Nace — No sir, wannan Sani Buhari ne. Duk family dinmu ba Sarki 😂😂

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Children from baby factories were all over the internet celebrating my arrest.

They spread all sorts of lies, trying to link me to Boko Haram, bandits, and even ISWAP.

But the God I serve does not sleep. Today, I am free, while Nnamdi Kanu remains in Sokoto prison.

[Dan talakka @SaddeqAlaska]

😅🤣😂🤣

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

On my first night in the DSS cell, I was welcomed with beans and garri for iftar.

Nace Karyane , Sarki baze ci wake da gari ba for Iftar , na dauka kwana daya zanyi

Billahillazi da na sake kai azumi banson sanda nai bude baki da Tuwo Miyan Kuka ba. Ina ci ina Kuka 😂😂😭😭