Sade

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[Sade @Sade_London]

This question is triggering. Was meant to go on a date with a guy and about an hour before we were due to meet, he told me he’d just eaten 10 Weetabix and needed to rest a bit 😭

[JIGGAVEL 🇬🇩🇯🇲 @BoofDaddi]

How many weetabix do you usually eat in one sitting?

[Sade @Sade_London]

I hate when people are bad at organising things cos wtf…how have you invited me and YOU don’t know what’s going on?

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Bought a bottle of red wine to have at the cinema but now I can’t be bothered to go anymore 😩

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Cucumbers are great…especially with a dip

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Too many coincidences in my life

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One thing about me…I’m gonna respond to that thirst trap

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I had pizza on NYE and I’ve been wanting it every single day since

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People expect too much from me but I’m actually just a girl

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Bordering on harassment at this point

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The last two episodes of #Force have been FIRE

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Said I was coming off social media in January yet I’ve just downloaded X again

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#NewProfilePic

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Brown hair does NOTHING for me

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Sore throat szn

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Looking for excitement in all the wrong places

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Can we bring back the days where people used to find love on social media???

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@JuliaNimmons1 Oh my goodness! Are you okay now?

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Had the best weekend ever (apart from a short bout of ILLNESS) but I really should have taken today off of work to recover 😭

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I don’t understand why people who have my phone number, choose to contact me on social media :/

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I’ve spotted the love of my life today but I cannot access him. BRB about to crash out