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Belated Merry Christmas

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I don't get it. I lay around all day on the couch & get no love. Dad asks me to lay on the cold & dirty floor and gives me treats. Humans.

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My parents are the worst cooks. And, to make it worst.. they cook the same thing every night. Small, burnt, little pieces of bland crap.

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Damn school kids. Running around and screaming in the middle of the afternoon. Don't they know I'm trying to sleep at this hour?

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The stairs are bad on my joints.

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I won't tell mom you're gay.

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I wish my friends like Louie Smith could talk to me on here, but his parents don't let him get on twitter.

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I found a great treat this morning from my parents.. Until I realized it was my puke I had just thrown up 30 seconds ago. #badMemory

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My dad's roommate didn't know what twitter was.. really? I'm a dog.. that's just embarrassing.. #fail