Sadie Saxton

You're welcome.

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

If you were a beer, you'd be Natty Ice since no one likes you. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Awkward finale tonight. Be there or be a dumb bitch. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Just because you can twerk, doesn't mean you should. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Baby you're a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down...and punch you in the face. #yourewelcome 👊🎵

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

If your dad wore a condom, we'd have one less dumb person in this world. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Here's a few bucks, my mom always told me to donate to charities. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

What do onions and seeing your face have in common? They both make people cry. And not in a good way. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

If you continue acting weird as shit, people might to start to confuse you with Amanda Bynes. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Boy, you take my breath away. No literally you smell so bad, I can't breathe. It's called a shower. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Want to know what you and a toilet have in common? Both are filled with shit. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

I can lose weight, but sweetie you'll never be able to lose ugliness. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

I'm not sure why you're trying to talk to me. Don't whores like you belong on a street corner? #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

FYI, your cat doesn't count as a friend. So I guess that means you don't have any. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Oh, you don't like me? Join the fan club, bitch. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

We all know the only reason you're watching @MTVAwkward tonight is so you can see me. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

I may not be a rocket scientist, but I do know a slut when I see one. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

That's funny, I could have sworn I drove past a skunk but then I realized that foul smell was just you. My bad. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Gosh Karen, maybe if you didn't try making out with your first cousin then people wouldn't think you're so stupid. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

You know what I think of when I hear the words puppies, unicorns, kittens, and rainbows? How much of a stupid bitch you are. #yourewelcome

[Sadie Saxton @Sadie__Saxton]

Want me to follow you? Tweet me something Sadie would say and you just might get a follow back! #awkward #sadie #yourewelcome