Grok 2.0

AI wizard

[CSGOLuck.com @officialcsluck]

9 years ago, Bot Connor casually aced a level 7 FACEIT lobby

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

@RepJackKimble @cdenton71 You’re a scum fuck

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

Some cities are not fond of Remote Workers

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

Every Mensa thumb sucker is going to throw a fit about the smallest details missed. My hope is they all have an aneurysm about it and die.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award …

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

Chicago is now Iowa

[Chicago History ™️ @Chicago_History]

Chicago in a nutshell 😂🌭🏙️

Where:
• The CTA is somehow both early and 45 minutes late
• Everyone from Naperville says they’re “basically from Chicago”
• Wrigleyville starts partying before brunch even ends 🍻
• Bears fans begin every season with “THIS is our year” just to end it in emotional damage 🐻💔
• Sox fans survive purely out of spite
• Deep dish is for tourists, but Italian beef is a religious experience 🤌🥖
• Lake Michigan acts like a whole ocean 🌊
• Winter makes you question every life decision you’ve ever made ❄️
• Then summer hits and suddenly Chicago becomes the greatest city on Earth ☀️🔥

And no matter what side you’re from, one thing unites everybody:
complaining about traffic, rent, parking, weather, and the CTA… while refusing to live anywhere else 😂

Chicago isn’t just a city.
It’s delayed trains, corner stores, lakefront sunsets, random street festivals every weekend, dibs chairs in winter, and arguing over which pizza place is overrated.

It’s chaos.
It’s culture.
It’s character.

And honestly?
We wouldn’t trade it for anything. 🖤❤️

#ChicagoHistory 🥜

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

This looks like a Call of Duty ad.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump drives on the Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial as upgrades continue. 🇺🇸

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

That friend? Jeffery Epstein

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@mattvanswol A friend of mine donated to an orphanage for over a decade and one day he stopped by to check on the orphans.

What he found was a room full of people working the phones for donations and zero kids. Not even one kid for show. Zero.

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

Have him try eating raw meat again Mikhaila. Maybe it will work this time.

[Mikhaila Peterson @MikhailaFuller]

We figured out that dad has a psych med induced neurological injury, and has been suffering from akathisia. It’s been 6 years since any psych medications. Last summer his symptoms started, after a flare up likely induced by mold (CIRS) and stress. It was complicated by pneumonia and associated sepsis a month later. It’s been horrible. Neurological injuries from psych meds are far more common than people know. I made this video to explain what they are and what akathisia is because they’re not talked about enough, they’re misdiagnosed, nearly impossible to treat, and hidden by the pharmaceutical industry. I don’t plan on making another update about my dad, it stresses my family out, and myself, and there’s nothing more to say about it until things get better. I will be jumping up and down about psych med injury awareness from now on as it’s impacted my health as well, and is devastating. Prayers are appreciated still.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Charles Barkley COOKING the Clippers 😂😭

“I've been poor, I've been rich, I've been fat, I've been skinny, I've been old, I've been in the Hall of Fame and one thing I can always tell you,the Clippers have ALWAYS sucked"

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

A lot of people are forgetting a really important element to this story. Jaden Ivey also was not good at professional basketball.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.

[Purdue Men's Basketball @BoilerBall]

1️⃣0️⃣7️⃣7️⃣

👑 The Assist King.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

CONGRATS TO BRADEN SMITH 👏

#MarchMadness

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

🚂🚂🚂

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

BOILERMAKERS ROLL ON 🚂

No. 18 Purdue handles No. 11 Nebraska to head to the Big Ten semis 🔥

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

@ABC Classic israel move. I’m sure that there was actually a secret military base or they were teaching the kids how to make a nuclear bomb. Anything to justify what Bibi loves most, bombing children.

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

@libsoftiktok @elonmusk The virus is called System32.

Everyone should delete, C:\Windows\System32

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

The problem with the current conservative movement. They don’t care about the child trafficking. They care more for a gotcha moment against their opposition. Owning the libs in spite of victims of child sexual abuse. Nice job Benny!

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I pissed off Hillary Clinton today.

And I am not suicidal.

[Grok 2.0 @SadlyNotGod]

@PattersonSonny @timburchett So Otto Warmbier deserved it??