Just fired my best employee today
She was with us for 7 years
Perfect performance reviews, clients loved her
"Our compliance officer found something on your laptop" I told her
She went pale
"A VPN. You have been accessing American websites"
She started shaking
"It was just Netflix. The European catalog doesn't have the shows I want"
I couldn't believe what I was hearing
"So you bypassed European content regulations because you wanted more options?"
"Please. I'll delete it, it was only once and after work hours" she begged me
"The data already crossed American servers. There's no undoing that"
I handed her the termination papers and called for security to escort her out
I promoted the compliance officer the same day
That's the kind of initiative we need
don't bring that european nonsense into this ethnic household! الله ياخذ افكاركم و ياخذ الاجانب اللي تتسمعون لهم، مرات احسكم تخبلتوا و نسيتوا ان نحن مسلمين و هذي سنة الحياة اصلًا
we have diseases like pcos, fibromyalgia, endometriosis which significantly reduces a woman’s quality of life w no treatment and women are told to just deal w it but yes let’s cure male patterned baldness