Alien Unicorn

Amateur couch comedy and occasional science.

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

@LilNasX This is what happens when ya move Original Score award to the pre-show, too much free time for celebrities to assault eachother.

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

Yep this is the real Oscar drama for me

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

😂🤣 so true tho

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

#ByronBaes cluedo. It was Mr Beige on the Beach with the Crystal. Body was found in Corpse Pose.

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

Reuters: Facebook to temporarily allow posts calling for violence against Russians, calls for Putin's death.

According to internal emails seen by Reuters on March 10, Meta will allow for calls of violence against Russians in the context of Russia’s war against Ukraine.

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

@JCautec @mrspearing @gavan_mcfadzean Relating these large and at times unfathomable crises, like climate change, to something people can actually see and experience may help with apathy? Maybe we need to keep 'throwing mud at that wall' until something sticks?

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

@ravenscimaven I've had MS over 10 years now, inflammatory response can also lead to panic / anxiety symptoms, in addition to the usual 'brain fog'. I really do feel for anyone suffering this. I 2nd the comments suggesting a neurologist apt. Look at diet for reducing inflammation as well.

[Australian Conservation Foundation @AusConservation]

A picture says a thousand words.

📸 Jo Fraser, Bethania

#qldfloods

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

@MagentaBlu69 @solomongeorgio Got stuck in quicksand once. Most validating experience of my life thus far.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

everyone saying “could never be me” about the Tinder Swindler as if we all haven’t date a broke man who is a pathological liar

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

Don't really care what ppl do to my grave once I'm dead, I'm more concerned about ppl respecting where I lived. Like don't mess up that nice park we all picnic in, or like destroy the whole world in one giant climate catastrophe. But graffiti my gravestone, if u must.

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

So tennis looks super hard.

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

Me writing down my micro-motivations and sharing with friend.
Friend: umm okay so what are they?
Me: oh no u can't read them haha
Friend: . . .
Me: too small, obviously.

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

Husband: so what would you like to be doing on ur bday?
Me:

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

bringing a sharpie to IKEA and adding more dots to the names of their products

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

bringing a sharpie to IKEA and adding more dots to the names of their products

[John Hagel @jhagel]

For the first time in history, a spacecraft has touched the Sun. NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has now flown through the Sun’s upper atmosphere – the corona – and sampled particles and magnetic fields there. Here's an account of its exploration https://t.co/E0BW1ifgSQ

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

U ever riding a bus and then freak out cause u realise ur not wearing ur seatbelt, then realise that bus don't have seatbelts and then realise ur actually on a train, still no seatbelts.

#badjoke #amateurcomedy

[Alien Unicorn @SaedSounds]

How to use an 8-ball with 100% accuracy:
"Is my train on time, and if so, will it break down as soon as I am seated upon it?"

8 ball: outlook not good