Saeko Ikeda

Saeko Ikeda | Ultimate Defense Attorney | Business inquiries: [email protected]

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Saeko Ikeda STUNS the world in twitter return.

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The first tweet I see is accusing someone of killing a hamster?? Who’s Carlos

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Got the password for this back finally. Feels like my whole life’s been moved around. What did I miss?

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Why are you people trying to torture the poor figure skater with the thought of getting back together with my brother

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@IkedaATTACK Don’t ratio me when you clearly took the L 🙄

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I’ve been hearing rumours about a certain pizza place floating around… Now I’m not going to name names, but there is a specific franchise that has tried to reach out to me multiple times in regards to looking for defence against a plethora of lawsuits…

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@onlyphant0ms Hypothetically, I wouldn’t be ‘hypothetically’ admitting to a case of arson on the internet for the world to see if I happened to commit such a crime. If you were to be smart with it, I would ‘hypothetically’ take on your ‘hypothetical’ case

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@IkedaATTACK I’m not so stupid as to take on a losing case, don’t act so snug when you’re name on your ‘professional’ Twitter account is still Soumoss

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@windmillphobic This feels oddly threatening

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@yuuna_sasaki ???

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Please ignore my most recent retweet. My account was hacked but unlike my brother, it wasn’t by an eccentric bryologist. Thank you.

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Finally 🎉

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OK OK GUYS LISTEN UP

I've been granted the blessed opportunity to reveal the results of the poll...

@chikawhiz ...... shantay you stay

#SoumaIsOverParty

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@IkedaATTACK You blocking the account that just expelled you doesn’t make you look all too good you know

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@IkedaATTACK A clear display of your actual skill when you can’t even spell ‘positive’ right. My emails are open

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@chikawhiz Fend for yourself

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Twitter’s back to being absolute chaos I see

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There are good lawyers, and then there are lawyers who let themselves get hacked by bryologists. My business email is in my bio 💅

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@yuuna_sasaki Will you ever stop associating me with a coconut?

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@yuuna_sasaki Yuuna. I just told you in the same DM that I am a lesbian

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@yuuna_sasaki 😐