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Awfully sorry to bother you, but might you have any native species to slaughter?

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A partial chronicle of our exploits at the #RentalCarRally a couple of weeks ago. Go check #RCR out. Full video: https://t.co/e8mBczM795

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@EndangeredZone @MatadoritosRCR I got delayed 8 hours. My own fault tho.. kinda. Missed my flight. Everyday LAX traffic makes JFK on Thanksgiving look like fucking NASCAR.

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@jacrabit1945 @ReadyPlayer2RCR @Ateam_rcr I'm in. Keep me posted as well. -SR

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Hey @RCRMonkeys - Look what arrived a day too late!

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Eat a dick, sign.

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Last year we were Disqualified, this year we were disqualified. Great times all around tho, thanks @_RentalCarRally! See u all next year!

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No hassle at all, but figured we'd give the heads up. On the 40 right before exit 148.

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@TheUnderground1 next year, when we whole-heartedly ignore these lessons learned, we fully expect your guidance in circumnavigating these treacherous lands.

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@TheUnderground1 we needed these offers well before being scammed out of 900 hard-earned $$ to extract our unnecessary behemoth from the loose uncaring sands

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@ReadyPlayer2RCR huzzah!!

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freedom to all! we support all comrades befallen to these inevitable tragedies. it'll be a nice bitchfest tonight over drinks for sure!

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freedom!

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@ReadyPlayer2RCR @Visfor5 our towing conveyance has finally arrived. we will be out in a jif, then send him ovdr to rp2. the calvary is on the way!

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our lovely view for the past 1.5 and supposedly next 2 hours, from the back of our emptied chariot, with its feet buried in the sand

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@ReadyPlayer2RCR Thanks. Can u send us your GPS Coordinates.. so we can get an idea of how far u r?

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@ReadyPlayer2RCR No point in having 2 different guys come out

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@ReadyPlayer2RCR Keep us up to date. We have a tow coming from Active Towing 7603264068. If you have a different guy come, can u give us his #?

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@ReadyPlayer2RCR We are in the same boat. Who did you call for the tow?

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@ReadyPlayer2RCR we got aaa on the phone now but they're screaming $1200. our broke asses can't absorb these pickles