Safe Alarm

street pharmacist

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Now that I’ve bought another car idk what to lowball people for anymore on fb marketplace

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Top 15 regrets was being too fucked up for chainsmokers at hangout and not having a lick of memory of the entire show. What a wasted opportunity

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Indeed this was the last text she got from me too

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@motion_so Motion

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One of those things actually happened where my phone was unlocked and somehow it opened my exes texts like thank god it didn’t decide to do anything further 😭

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@MERKE15 Glad u brought this up cuz I realized I targeted this at the wrong tweet. Absolutely NOT 😂

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I saw some people on my run that were dressed up as horses and running around on all 4’s, honestly that’s gotta be a mental illness no way that shit is normal any way u look at it

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Sometimes on my lunch break I’ll fuck around & go walk outside or find a stick my neighbors probably think I’m autistic with no job

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Someone told me today they trust my pallets & honestly that how I knew we in sync

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@Dexerto I’m gatekeeping this one

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If I sing along I gotta turn the volume up high cuz I’m so trash it ruins the song if I can hear myself

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@VideosAICant AI can’t replicate this

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@MrBeast 4,522,650 #promotion

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More lemons just means more lemonade gotta keep pimpin

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I feel like askin for the WiFi password’s so ghetto

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One time this girl named Neelu in my 2nd grade class brought sweets from her trip to India and everyone thought it was so trash I couldn’t be like yum this is great. Always felt bad about that one

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Sometimes when shit gets real you just gotta rub your hands together real fast

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happy mother’s day to the girl i wanna have a baby wit

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I begrudgingly sat down in my chair holding my horacha milk as the cashier brought out of my food knowing I asked for a water cup