@atrupar Listen to the speech with your eyes closed, and remember the time when we had a president who acted presidential, who spoke with eloquence and class, who inspired.
And then, reluctantly, open your eyes and remember we're in an alternate timeline with Biff Tannen as president.
@RonFilipkowski There's no Nobel Prize for all that, but there's a good chance Trump might win a trip to the International Criminal Court.
Can't wait for the tweet: "This prison needs a ballroom. -DJT"
@atrupar Trump will tweet later:
"Did you see me stick the landing in that chair at the G7? It was a beautiful thing. Like Nadia James Comerneech the Olympic star. I think she's from where Melania is from but who the hell knows. They all talk like Zsa Zsa over there! Ballroom!"
@atrupar Imagine being Egyptian President el-Sisi's translator and having to say "Trump just said you and he shacked up in a hotel room and fell in love."
@atrupar Well there's an opposition ad against a Vance presidential run.
"I've been VP for a year and a half, and I've been involved in the Iran talks for months. But I don't understand the diplomatic protocols. Even though it's been my whole focus for the past 4 months."
@atrupar Trump will have an excuse for each of the 17+ reasons he said he started the war with Iran.
Odds are Trump will come out and say "I really just want to build a ballroom in Tehran."
Mike Pence on CNN The Lead w Jake Tapper:
"The problem with the Obama deal with Iran is that it didn't mention dismantling Iran's nuclear program."
Funny bc Trump's current deal doesn't mention Iran even has a nuclear program.