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Not actually safe. Not really an inspector.

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@benjaminluk The good thing about bowling is that you can finally do the splits.

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@gaborgurbacs @elonmusk Wait, what?

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Windows 11 back-doors its way to iPhone integration by pretending that it's a Bluetooth car stereo.
The result?
Every time I boot my computer my Apple watch tells me how long it will take me to drive to work.

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@geoffsebesta No, not an honest question. Just troll baiting trolls

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@heathercampbell I think because it is also legal to both tell people they are unintelligent and to ask them for money.

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No one will really care, but I have had enough of Twitter and this account is going dormant.
I’ll check DMs for a bit on the off chance anyone who is interested would like non-a Twitter contact info.
#leavingtwitter

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@heathercampbell Bizarre! What, they going to start selling VHS tapes?

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@sewart @SEGA Thank you for not listing the number of years so as to allow me to have to work the math before getting that gut punch of age

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MUST. NOT. TOUCH. FACE. https://t.co/OifsxLruPY via @YouTube

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#RIPTwitter if this is my last tweet, let it be my hot take that Ratchet and Clank: Deadlocked was actually great and ahead of it’s time. It should be played on a Sony Trinitron CRT balanced on my casket at my funeral.

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@wapplehouse @coldhealing Unfortunately, yes, and if you were still wondering, yes , elitist

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@benjaminluk Mostly it’s about boxes and booklets

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#Goodnight, confused block man

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@MagicRealismBot People that work inside them are hot when they take their glasses off

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@jfruh If only they still made sedans. Its gettin' so that only luxo cruisers can avoid the 'crossover' remod.

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@wapplehouse Lucky. When I came down with ACDC they just gave me Autobots and Decepticons.

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@JimmyLaser You're like that smart-ass podcaster who randomly yells "ALEXA, ORDER TWENTY FIVE POUNDS OF POTATOES, CONFIRM AND SHIP NEXT AVAILABLE"

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@benjaminluk Wine based horror? Does it have some nifty dark satirical takes on the wine crowd?