Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army!

Dave missed Doge, Dave missed Bitcoin, Will he miss Safemoon? please tag him

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

WE FUCKING DID IT!! #SAFEMOONDAVE

OUR FEARLESS LEADER! TAKE US TO THE MOON!!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

My shitcoin announcement. Invest at your own risk. I have no idea how this works

[papa (✘) @papacthulu]

I wish they would come visit and see the hard work we're doing here.

https://t.co/3GxWYzGRZ6

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is why I chose #safemoon and became part of the #SAFEMOONARMY #DDTG https://t.co/MAOTpBDIKY

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

Me when someone says

“SaFeMoOn Is A ScAm”

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

DAY 1 OF

DAVE “SAFEMOON DIAMOND HANDS, DIAMOND NUTS” PORTNOY

As the commander and chief of #SAFEMOONARMY

@stoolpresidente we salute you

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

@BarstoolBigCat Yes sirrr hop on board!! #SAFEMOON #SAFEMOONARMY

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

So are we all going to the #SafeMoon?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’ve never been more confident in my decision to back #SAFEMOON I had no clue all this hate and jealousy in #crypto existed. But as Reggie Jackson once said “fans don’t boo nobodies”. If people are this frightened of the #SAFEMOONARMY that means I picked the right one

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

@WSBChairman I’ll sum it up for anyone who doesn’t wanna listen

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This guy is the biggest baby on the planet. I buy #safemoon and he literally throws a tantrum cause I didn’t pick the one he wanted. 😂😂😂. Buddy desperation is a stinky cologne.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I honestly didn’t know there were guys like @WSBChairman who were petrified of #safemoon. Why so scared? Just buy some and then you don’t have to triple lock the doors and sleep with a bat under your bed worrying that #SAFEMOON is gonna come steal your wife and crypto

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Anybody who argues that 1 fake made up shitcoin is better than another made up shitcoin is clearly somebody who can’t be trusted. I picked 1 shitcoin basically out of a hat. I will support my shitcoin like it’s my child. #SAFEMOON

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It’s everywhere!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Elon trashes crypto based on how the wind blows. I’m not gonna trash anything. I pump. I never dump.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

#SAFEMOON

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Rules of #SAFEMOON

Always tell people you bought it
Never sell it
Get pucks in deep
Make memes

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

@MandoOfSafemoon @stoolpresidente THE DAY HAS COME! Quicker than expected! OUR LEADER #SAFEMOON

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

@stoolpresidente THE MOMENT WE KNEW!!

#SAFEMOONARMY

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

@Carpe_Novo_ZA Look at the video we just retweeted!

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

WE FUCKING DID IT!! #SAFEMOONDAVE

[Dave Portnoy, Commander of Safemoon Army! @SafemoonDave]

@stoolpresidente WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS!! #SAFEMOONDAVE

We will follow you to the moon!!