Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲

Scapegoat Herder - Heavy Metal Fabricator - Gen X-rated -
Salty Army Infantry - Safe & Effective

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, we welcomed the kids of our dedicated staff to the White House for Take Your Child to Work Day.

I had the opportunity to meet some of them and, man, can I tell you: our future is bright.

[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

Joy Reid would kill every white child in the world to get into wakanda heaven.

[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

@SaltyCracker9 Wassup Salt Gangsters

[Salty Cracker @SaltyCracker9]

Come and join us for our livestream tonight! -Mrs. Salty
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[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

Breaking: Sources close to Vette Boy say that he will not give 100% support to the alphabet community until incestuous MAPs are added to their flag.

[James Cintolo, RN FN CPT @healthbyjames]

The people going to Davos…for the WEF Conference do NOT want vaccinated Pilots.

“We’re getting calls now from wealthy businessman who require unvaccinated pilots and crew” to fly planes.

[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

Sodium Time

[Salty Cracker @SaltyCracker9]

Hi everyone! Come and join us for our livestream! -Mrs. Salty
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[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

@SaltyCracker9 Waddup Salty Soldiers

[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

Breaking: The Biden administration to ban stereos in an attempt to eliminate the use of stereotypes.

[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

@SaltyCracker9 He aggravated his asthma by heating up adrenochrome on his gas stove.

[Salty Cracker @SaltyCracker9]

I hope he caught climate change.

[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

The Science: We have absolutely NO CLUE what's causing an increase in medical conditions and deaths since the vaccine was rolled out.

Also The Science: It's absolutely NOT the vaccine.

Conclusion: Always Trust The Science.

[Safe Space Astronaut 🚀🧂🇺🇲 @Safespaceastro1]

They didn't just start lying to you about pharmaceuticals.
They didn't just start lying to you about wars.
They didn't just start lying to you about food.
They didn't just start lying to you about polls and elections.
They didn't just start lying to you EVERYTHING.
Wake TF Up.

[Gays Against Groomers @againstgrmrs]

LGBT people are not oppressed, victims, or in danger. We live in the most tolerant and accepting time in history.

Don’t worry about us.

The kids who are being targeted and abused in our name are the ones who need protecting.

#GaysAgainstGroomers