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Breaker of the build, purveyor of postmortems. Dark web hummus supplier. Home is where the Haskell is. They/Them

[@[email protected] @SafetyDesert]

This masonry is wondrous; fates broke it
courtyard pavements were smashed; the work of giants is decaying.

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

corgi down https://t.co/v4McRDJFjP

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lorna. She had us at hello. Literally. 12/10

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

One nice way to feel better about yourself is to imagine what Steve Irwin would say about you if you were a little snake he found in the desert

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

man the future is weird as hell

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

If SBF ends up destroying crypto maybe he was an effective altruist after all

[U.S. Naval Institute @NavalInstitute]

#OTD in 1970, the Oregon Highway Division consulted with the U.S. Navy and decided the best way to dispose of a whale carcass was to blow it up with a 1/2 ton of dynamite. The explosion caused blubber to rain down on spectators for over a 1/4 of a mile. The TV segment is classic.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

You're welcome
https://t.co/MCQgSuMxX1

[@[email protected] @SafetyDesert]

@PTetlock Did they make many other predictions?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is River. She loves watching the sunrise. Knows that no matter how dark the night gets, the sun will always be there in the morning. 13/10

[Icona @iconawrites]

Mary Shelley did try to warn us about hubristic STEM bros who make strange, impulsive experiments and then watch helplessly as their creation destroys itself at the expense of ordinary people.

[@[email protected] @SafetyDesert]

Just doin' my daily rounds with Debirdify. Every day my timeline here gets quieter and my timeline over there gets more interesting.

https://t.co/fPkZaZaGId

[Inactive; Bluesky is @hillelwayne(dot)com @hillelogram]

I never more feel how backwards the US is than when I go to a European grocery store and see that the cashiers get to sit down

[@[email protected] @SafetyDesert]

@altluu Just go to the twitter dot com server and hold Ctrl-z for a bit.

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[brooding] we should not have kept saying “I can’t believe this website is free”