Dan FINEMAN

Analog Man Living In A Digital World

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@AdamKinzinger Poor guy might have to apply for a REAL job...

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@OccupyDemocrats Defund this political hillbilly. HE is the reason Americans don't need on-the-job training from statewide and national office holders.

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@MrAlanSpencer Stan Freberg was underutilized in that movie.

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

Smiling Faces Sometimes

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@OccupyDemocrats Smiling Faces Sometimes

[Formula 1 @F1]

Happy 40th Birthday to our two-time champ @alo_oficial 🎉🙌

No better place to celebrate than on track this weekend 😄

#F1

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Don't you have several upcoming court hearings that you should study for...?

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@DonaldJTrumpJr No, Liz Cheney is the most unpopular Republican AMONG GOP VOTERS.
Which as we all know represents but a minority of AMERICAN voters (ask @JoeBiden ).
In other news your nose is brown.

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

Excellent advice @SenSchumer !
The absolutely WORST thing we could do to Ex-President Traitor is to simply IGNORE him.
After a while, hopefully we can all then just FORGET him.
https://t.co/95SJLVEkGt

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

I'm sure that on 19 years, EVERYBODY will want to ride around in their @LincolnMotorCo coffin.
https://t.co/Qm4ShmL8Aa

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

That crooked right-wing wacko is back on my TV again!
Make it stop!

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@KGETnews I guess the "Cleveland Wahoos" never quite caught on...

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@BaseballAmerica @OurCLEGuardians Wow.
If you miss a day, you miss a LOT.

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@RNCResearch @GOPChairwoman You want to do 49 hours of ex-President Traitor being both incoherent AND incontinent?
Let's start with, "Yo, Semite!"
And he was READING that from dual TELEPROMPTERS.
@donlemon

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@ProjectLincoln Thank you, Captain Obvious.
@SenRonJohnson

[Alan Spencer @MrAlanSpencer]

The Joe Biden animatronic figure is moving into the Hall of Presidents replacing Trump that was malfunctioning.

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

Potential new profile pic? My job 😆

[日本相撲協会公式 @sumokyokai]

＜白鵬優勝一夜明け会見＞
七月場所で45回目の優勝を果たした横綱白鵬が、千秋楽から一夜明けた本日、宮城野部屋でリモート記者会見を行いました。
「相撲人生をかけた場所、(これまでの優勝の中でも)思い出になる優勝です。」と話しました。

#sumo　#相撲　#白鵬　#全勝優勝

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@ProjectLincoln He's the runner-up in this year's annual Retrumplican Microphone Eating Contest.

[Dan FINEMAN @SafetyFast70]

@sumokyokai The REAL #45 is Hakuho!
Congratulations, Champ!