Saffron Satirist

Humorist | Satirical take on left-wing politics | Defending cultural values | #DesiPatriot #SaffronSatirist

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@MikeSpiker62282 @mksanalytiq Yes… you found one incident.
Once in a blue moon a pack of street dogs manage to cough on a lion… and you’ve been replaying that cough on loop like it’s a Netflix series.
Keep flashing it, champ. We’re still waiting for the sequel where the lion actually notices.

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@Javedakhtarjadu #hypocrisy

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@GAZAWOOD2 Ah yes, the classic "injured twice for the price of one" special.
Child's so committed to the bit she rewound the whole scene and ran it again.
Oscar committee currently reviewing the footage.
#Gaza #Palestine #Israel #IsraelHamasWar #MiddleEast

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@rishibagree Bhai New York ke deewaron pe ye laal daag kaun chhod raha hai?
Gutka kha ke thookne wala koi apna to nahi…
@ajaydevgn ne recently trip maari thi kya? 👀😂
#zubaankesari

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@RAMMURTIZ @Ramayaer No Bro, they weren’t killed.
They were just express-delivered to Jannah for the birth.
As we all know, 72 houris are already on standby to help the mother and child…
and the father too, whenever he’s in “need.”

I am sure @kamaal2038 will agree.

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@ARCHANApq @Ramayaer No sister, they weren’t killed.
They were just express-delivered to Jannah for the birth.
As we all know, 72 houris are already on standby to help the mother and child…
and the father too, whenever he’s in “need.”

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@Valerie39778057 @Ramayaer No sister, they weren’t killed.
They were just express-delivered to Jannah for the birth.

As we all know, 72 houris are already on standby to help the mother and child…

and the father too, whenever he’s in “need.”

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@The_Ayush_19 @Ramayaer Khushiyan to badh gai.... Par aane wala ek nay nannha munha jihadi to kam ho gaya na .....

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@DeepakAseem5 @Ramayaer Video AI ho sakta hai....
Makar inki fitrat to to asli hai na...
Marna, Kaatna, Jalana... 1400 saal purani fitrat.

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@Satyend48877593 @Ramayaer एक जिहादी ने दूसरी जिहादन को
जिहादियों की सबसे मुकद्दस जगह पर
थोड़ा सा जिहादी प्यार दिखा दिया…
तो बाकी जिहादियों ने कहा “ये क्या जिहाद है!”
और उसी जगह उसके खिलाफ पूरा जिहाद छेड़ दिया।
बस इतनी सी बात है भाई 😂

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@girl47372 @Ramayaer तो आपके मुताबिक इस्लाम धर्म नहीं है क्या?
क्योंकि अगर इंसानियत सबसे बड़ी है और किसी की जान लेना कभी जायज़ नहीं…
तो फिर कुछ धर्मों में दोनों बातें एक साथ कैसे चल रही हैं? 😏

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@NarenKu21966755 @Ramayaer खुदा पे भरोसा तो मुझे भी नहीं…
कंक्रीट या आरसीसी रोड हो तो एक्सीडेंट नहीं होता,
खुदा हो तो एक्सीडेंट पक्का! 😂

#RoadRage #accident

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@krishnalok123 @Ramayaer What nonsense. They have every right… to obey their master’s — sorry, husband’s — every command. True equality.
#TrueEquality #WomenInIslam #IslamicEquality

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@weet_poison Is this AI for sure....

Because..

Pappu can't dance saala..

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@Cehennem_Pilotu “What do you mean, pedophilia is wrong? I won't tolerate such words against the Prophet… THIS IS ISLAMOPHOBIA!”

#Satire #Hypocrisy #FreeSpeech #Accountability #Islamophobia #DoubleStandards

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This is far more dangerous than you think. What if that boy is a Level 99 mutant who can cause pregnancy through a handshake? 💀
These aren’t educational videos. They’re the trailer for X-Men: Madrasa Edition.
Humanity isn’t ready for this patch update. 😭
#DarkHumour #Satire #InternetHumour #MutantApocalypse #XMen #ViralTweets

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And I want to be Johnny Sins. But reality is reality, and daydreams are daydreams.
​@abhijitmajumder #Modi #IndianPolitics #Memes #cjprotest #cjp

[Abhijit Majumder @abhijitmajumder]

“I want Modi resign.”

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@PainInYourFeed Thi is absolutely fine..

His Book permit it.
He is just following his scriptures like a devoted Muslim.

We should not blame the patient. We should eradicate the disease.

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@ajeetbharti

Yeh toh wohi energy hai jab HR downtime mein force karta hai dumb corporate team-building games — charades, trust falls, spaghetti tower…
Lagta hai jinhone yeh AI selfie wala feature banaya, unka bhi downtime chal raha tha
#AISelfieWithPM #CorporateTeamBuilding #DownTimeInnovation #ITMinistry