Moose

im a singer-songwriter, dancer, actor, dog food taste tester, hubble telescope repair man, zookeeper, baby carrot chef.

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

@Apple can you fix the bug where all my friends leave me on “Read” thanks.

[gorilla grip linguine @facff8f56bdb42e]

embracing my inner @SafieOverboard

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

These are CHILDRENS GUMMIES! This is what the homosexuals call a "bear". Just another example of the gay agenda RUINING America! #NotMyKid!

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

My fav song by Joyce manor is the one that goes *guitar noise* suck a tiddy by the ocean *guitar noise* I used to sleep in second grade

[ケリー @kellular_]

Sitting in Dunkin waiting for my interview & wishing that old guys would stop looking at me forever

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

SAVAGE https://t.co/kwTfYMjLuP

[Ronald “Skeet” Rolston @skeetrolston]

When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

Imagine if u honestly uncovered a Watergate-level scandal abt yr own presidency, but then 30 min later got bored & started tweeting about TV

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

Zaddy https://t.co/wMbS1OLIvM

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

@spoopyjordan @_JesJames @Bridgtits THEY ARENT REAL JORDAN

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

@_JesJames @spoopyjordan @Bridgtits please tell Jordan they aren't real

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

@McIlroyRory is such a sweet little bird prince

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

I saw a cute person and said "oh geez" out loud

[JuneTheMatrix @junethematrix]

Just his family cuz they feel bad and want to support him. https://t.co/9sgzdFvwex

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

Obama is going to be so sad. Thanks Taylor swift for making our president sad. Do you feel good about yourself?

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

You know your performance is bad when they play the credits over it

[JuneTheMatrix @junethematrix]

Taylor Swift won over Kendrick Lamar and then we have a to sit and watch a trash performance by Pitbull

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

I thought this couldn't get worse

[Brantley Pollock @brantleypollock]

How is Pitbull famous?

[Moose @SafieOverboard]

Why is pitbull riding an invisible horse?