Sagar Patil

I'm not always Sarcastic, Sometimes I'm Sleeping.

[Sagar Patil @SagarPatil_]

@TheMolarGirl Apna to DownFall chl rha

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Bss krr lo re #CJP walo

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Zindagi ka yha tk ka Safar krne k baad Ek baat to acche se smjh aa gai hai
Ki jink Sapne hum dekhte hai vo bhi Sapne dekhte orr chahe koi kitna bhi khaas ho Vo phle apna dekhte hai.

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Agar Office me khi..khi.. ki jgha kaam krta dikh jaau to smjh jaya kro
Manager ne khurak di h
( vo bhi tagdi wali )

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Mere saath Laakh Bura krne wale hameshaa aish me rhte he,

Orr Me chhoti si bhi Bhool kr du to Karma meri aisi ki taisi kr deta he.

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Humne toh khwaab bune the un dhaagon se jo unhone diye, Kya pata tha ki wahi dhaage baad mein mera gala ghotenge.
Gairon se kya shikaayat karein is fareb-e-bazaar mein,
Jab mere apne hi meri barbaadi ka jashn manane baithenge.

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@cuteonlyvibes Yeahh!! That’s Me

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Apne notice kia hoga
Jo ladke jada BAKCHODI krte h
Ek ladki aa krr unk saath aisi BAKCHODI krk jaati h ki fir vo ladke kbhi BAKCHODI krne k layak nhi rhte 🙃

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Ye kya ho gya 😶

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@RoLL_Number_29 Kyuki Nobody wants me

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Sab kuch thik chl rha hota h
Fir achanak se koi Puraani Photo, koi Gaana ya koi Yaad saamne aa jati h,
Or us ek Pal me eahasaas hota h,
Ki kch log zindagi se to chle jate h
Par Dil se kabhi nhi..❤️‍🩹

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Nobody wants me😢

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😂

[Prof cheems ॐ @Prof_Cheems]

👀😭

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Kya kru Bc 😭

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Gas Cylinder lene gya thaa
950rs ki jgha ghr walo ko 1100rs ka bta dia

Abb ghr wale #ModiJi ko gaali de rhe h 🙃

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@TheMolarGirl Koi to uski yaado se durr le jaao

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Same here 😢

[The🦷Girl @TheMolarGirl]

Only losing my memory could fix me now....

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It’s crazy, how people feel insecure about their looks, but not about their Character!!!

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Mujhe aaj tkk kisi ne nhi btaya ki
Me Red Flag hu ya Green Flag hu

Kahi ke Flag lagne wala Danda to nhi hu 😢