Bucket of Pointless Curiosities

"None of you know anything— anything at all!"

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

Ahem, ahem! All of my studentsᵐᵒʳᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ please listen to me! Hmhm

There's been a situation, and truly? I simply mustn't teach any longer..

I've become more.. short tempered, as of late. And quite ehm.. to put it short, insane. There! I've said it!💢

Toodle-oo!

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

😕 No issues here... you're a little crazy.... hm....... delusions are a dangerous thing, you know...

[SAGEPILLED TRUTHMAXXING @breadstickz1]

champagne #shadowvanilla

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil . . .

Urgh, you're so boring! I'm going to go back to sleep. If you do something stupid I'll know.

And get out of my apartment in a timely manner.!!

(He flops over and holds the bucketlings close.)

I need to catch up on my beauty sleep!

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil Hmp, compliment taken! Anything that comes from my dough is perfect, so I'm not surprised!

Hmmm. I might may them more clothes in the future. Only time will tell!

(He begins playing with the bucketlings in his lap.)

Don't think this means that we're friends. We're not.

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil Pfh, I already did. Their new outfits are spectacular if I do say so myself!

(He shoved his souljam in his hair and grabbed the other two bucketlings gently.)

See, see! Their outfits are grand! Perfect for them, even!

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil It's in my hair, oviously! Can't go anywhere without it, y'know.

(He pulls his souljam out and waves it around.)

You didn't think that I left it somewhere, did you? You already know that I can't!

And of course my outfit is extroardinary! I made it myself, yes, yes!

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil !?

Fine.. Fine! You can stay. Just cheer them up. They clearly still like you.

(He crosses his arms and huffs.)

You could atleast compliment my great outfit, y'know.

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil (He freezes.)

.... I don't.... remember telling you about that name.

(He pushes her off of him and rubs his neck.)

You should just go. I don't care anymore, I just don't want to see your pathetic face.

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

💢💢💢

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil ....!?

(He pauses. Moving his arms behind his back, he hesitates.)

What... What're you doing?

(His voice is devoid of emotion, but he doesn't try to hide the shock on his face at all.)

If you're scared, why lean on me like I'm your best friend..!? What're you planning!?

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil You're so scared.

(Sage? looks right at Veil and makes her look back.)

Not much has even changed. It's kinda funny.

(He has a blank expression on his face but it's obvious that he wants to know why Veil is terrified.)

C'moonnn, don't you want to tell your good friend Sage?

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil ...

(He notices her flinch but doesn't comment.)

No, actually. I... Urgggghh... I fell asleep while you were naming them. I only know Blue Nebula Cookie....

(He huffs while inching closer to Veil.)

...You can't even look at me.

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil Can't you just shapeshift??

I know you're rude and selfish but I didn't know that you were stupid.

...

!?

Get out of my apartment!? What're you still doing here? You sat down on MY couch and you're petting MY kid AND you're a moron!?

Shoo!!

(He did a motion with his hands.)

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil Hnrgh..💢

If you're going to mumble little secrets into your hands, you could atleast tell me what you realized.

(Sage? flips over onto his stomach and rests his head on his arms.)

... Is your chest bigger than before?

(He reaches up and pokes Veil's chest.)

??? What

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil ....

Ehehe...hahahaHAHAHA..!

(He starts cackling loudly– holding his stomach as he slightly kicked his legs.)

Wooow! And here I thought that *You* were the problem! Turns out it's little ol' me! Ppfft— HAHAHA!!!

What a plot twist!!!!

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil ...
Hmph.

(He falls onto the couch so that he's looking at Veil upside-down.)

If you didn't want to leave then why did you act so selfish in the first place..?💢

I'm done begging you to accept my help like I'm some starving dog. You acted selfishly— end of story.

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil What... What're you doing here..? I thought you.....

I want you to go now. You left for a reason, so just stay gone.

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil (Sage? stirs in his sleep and rubs his eyes.)

.....???...What....?

(He squints and blearily looks at Veil.)

[Bucket of Pointless Curiosities @SageBucket_]

@truthlessveil (...

Nothing. Just silence. Not even a shuffle behind the door is heard.

After a second more, if you listen closely, you could hear something like a... soft snore?

......

It goes silent again before repeating.)