Sage Michael

If you Private Message me I will send you a free PDF copy of my book!

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

@donwinslow J. K. Simmons Counterpart. Ironically WE became the dark land... and this is how.

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

@mcuban Dude. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be President. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

Ok and tell me this dude is NOT wearing a hat and looking right at me!

[Maaike Sibner @yesmaaike]

this is the best thriller film I’ve ever seen and it’s only 40 seconds long

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

@ckahn @Larryferlazzo The truly ironic and sad part is that she is not heading where she thinks she is heading. That soldier was doing her a service. In this picture she cries next to her son. However, in the US she loses him. Maybe forever.

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

@Larryferlazzo The truly ironic and sad part is that she is not heading where she thinks she is heading. That soldier was doing her a service. In this picture she cries next to her son. However, in the US she loses him. Maybe forever.

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

It’s not real as far as I know. But it would explain SO MUCH

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

The Sting vs The Long Con: The True Story of how a Rigged Election was Allowed to Continue in Order to Bring Down a Criminal Empire

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

Universal Love Test: Stand near someone. Look them in the eye. See your own reflection? Congrats! That person loves you.

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

Just saw WonderWoman. Have philosophical question: if I had a time machine is there any greater purpose than going back in time to marry Gal Godot? Asking for a friend.

[Kasey Smith @kaseykaseysmith]

This is my child Jade Logue. She's been missing since Monday from the NY/Brooklyn area. Message me or @donallogue please.

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

Entrepreneurship is a difficult journey but the more difficult & painful it is, the less people will be able to efficiently compete with you

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

Mr. President, your tweet is showing. Surely you have some better forum for world remarks than at the children's table.
—We, the people

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

Anyone who has ever said "we do not negotiate with terrorists" has never raised a two-year old.

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

The one true shortcut to ultimate success (in life or in anything else)...
is...
years of hard work. And that's the shortcut!

[Randi Lawson @RandiLawson]

Trump instates new law that all citizens must clap when a waitress drops a tray

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

Fuck.

[Sage Michael @SageMichael]

That moment you Shazam a song that you think is really cool..........
And the answer comes back as Justin Bieber.