being a midwesterner is:
- knowing "the other day" could mean yesterday or 1992
- entering a house through the garage instead of the front door
- saying “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries
Plastic bag full of plastic bags
@jordaaanlynn Or a dream of someone you deeply respect and they do something horribly annoying they know would piss you off and you wake up out of sorts and angry.