Spencer Wood

I think for myself.
Funny is funny, even when you’re the victim.

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@FerfeLaBat A spectacular peach is as good as anything you can eat. Literally one of the best things on earth.

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@vi_drone @6Voodoo Samuel L Jackson as the cyclops!

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@SlapLordActual Something random like $37.50. Just to make them wonder why.

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@japan_nobunaga I have eaten mostly deer and elk since I started hunting at 21. I process all the meat myself, and I share meat with family and friends. I love the land, and the animals I hunt.

I don’t kill spiders or insects, and I respect nature and life because of what it has taught me.

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@japan_nobunaga Green chili.

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@TwoRulesOfWar Drunk pool on holidays. $5 buy in, whoever guesses closest to the highest BAC on shift without going over wins the pot.

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@MrLeadslinger After 6 months at a good MMA gym, I let my 15 year old give me a “25%” leg kick. Not cool. Only reason he can’t submit me is is I’m way stronger and way meaner.

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@MickeyBlowtorch I ate a pile of edamame on a first date once. Turns out edamame gives me copious amounts of death-farts, and does so very quickly after consumption.

Good times were had by all.

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@drfluffington @BravoKiloActual You are a dumbass. That cop was in a very, very tough position. 99.9% of adult males are getting their ass beat if that goes to fists.

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@TroutmasterFIex I had a partial discectomy L4/5 about 20 years ago due to severe neuropathic pain which progressed to drop foot. PT and injections did not help, and I was on pain meds and gabapentin for years prior. Recovery took about 6 months, but I’m solid now and have no regrets.

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@FerfeLaBat It’s only hard if you don’t really like doing it, in my opinion. Once you master some basic techniques and concepts, if you enjoy the process, it’s very rewarding.

Of course, I have been cooking since the early 80’s, so I may have lost perspective.

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@MandyConnell Sharp as a tack.

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@LuckyMcGee Don’t be sorry, I knew what I was getting into. Beautiful reminders are important in this ugly world.

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@japan_nobunaga There was no politics. No meanness. No ill will. Your series of posts were innocent, funny, intelligent and just plain entertaining. You brought joy to many, and also made people think. I appreciate what you did. Thank you.

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@FerfeLaBat Were I to ever find myself wealthy, I wouldn’t have an exotic car or a mansion, but I would absolutely have a donkey and goats.

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@LuckyMcGee 1 chip shouldn’t be anything to worry about. It takes a decent amount to be life threatening. Worst case is likely a smelly mess to clean up later, but likely not even that.

My poodle ate an entire bowl of peppermint patties once. Puked and shit all over. Smelled like peppermint

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@StackEmUpAgain Kittens are a trap. Little monsters have a way of worming their way into your heart. You already have a love for animals, so you are vulnerable.