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Social strategy director for your favorite (or least favorite) brands on social

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Stop asking us to print our own shipping labels, we don’t own printers

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@patrickshmatrik @emilyjobot I’m playing the long con

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@patrickshmatrik @emilyjobot You caught me…

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@SBergerBOSTON Have you been to very many Super Bowl games?

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@emilyjobot How am I just seeing this 🥰

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My faith in this world is finally restored

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@Jason_Wise Sir, it's a joke..

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Apparently vibes is not an acceptable KPI

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@mrlbonaparte And to those who are forced to celebrate 😂

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Happy "do you mind pulling together a quick little activation for the super bowl" Friday to all who celebrate!

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@joelriddell There’s definitely no belly button

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But what happened to his belly button?

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@ajowen88 It's actually really awesome, I'm pretty appreciative

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Do wellness stipends include window tinting so I can cry in peace on the drive to work? Asking for a friend

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When people ask me to describe myself

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@NateRisch What else did you see?

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My mind is blown that a brand would think this was acceptable to post in today's climate let alone 24 hours after a mass shooting

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I'm sorry but I will never call it X

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@AnjaliVBhatt A true empire

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The only roman empire I care about

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Goodbye hot girl summer, hello feral girl fall