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[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

I did a thingggggggg!!

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

> be me, Intel
> world domination status: achieved
> have a license to print money with x86
> life is good
> be 2007, some fruit company named Apple shows up
> "hey can you make a chip for our new phone?"
> my CFO brain activates
> look at their offer... pathetic
> my margins! my beautiful margins!
> "lmao no," I tell them, "get that low volume, low margin peasant shit out of my office"
> tell them to go bother some Korean foundry
> they call it the "iPhone"
> it only sells, like, a bazillion units
> oops.mp4
> should have listened to my gut, but my gut was too busy counting shareholder dividends
> speaking of shareholders
> CEO is now a finance bro
> innovation is for nerds, stock buybacks are for chads
> spend $36 billion to make line go up
> R&D? how about R&Buyback
> TSMC and Samsung are building fabs? cute.
> we're building value for our shareholders
> meanwhile, in the basement...
> be AMD, literally on life support
> selling their HQ to pay the rent
> "hey guys what if we made a good CPU for once?"
> entire Intel leadership room dies of laughter
> we're still milking 14nm++++ for the fifth year in a row
> what are they gonna do, beat us with... checks notes... core count and efficiency?
> HQ focused on PPT presentations and buybacks
> R&D team: "hey we have this 10nm design but it's kinda... impossible to manufacture?"
> me: "JUST MAKE IT WORK, I HAVE A DIVIDEND TO ANNOUNCE"
> requirement: quadruple the transistor density, tooling: from the stone age, yield: literally negative
> "10nm is fine, everything is fine" for five years
> entire company is stuck on 14nm++++++++
> watching AMD just call TSMC and get a shiny new 7nm node like it's nothing
> suddenly, AMD's "Zen" thing is actually good
> gamers and redditors are calling me a "dead company walking"
> my stock is in freefall
> panic.jpg
> hire back Based Pat Gelsinger to save us
> Pat comes in: "what in the goddamn..."
> find out we're now outsourcing our own chips to TSMC
> mfw we missed mobile, lost the process lead, got rekt by AMD, and our grand plan is to ask the government for money
> mfw we're now a fabless fab with an identity crisis
> mfw the once-proud "Intel Inside" is now "TSMC Inside"
> at least the shareholders had some good quarters
> company_cope.jpg

[vixhaℓ @TheVixhal]

I still can’t believe this thing is taking our jobs.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This billboard in India

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

Fuck this back to cash it is.

[Chandra R. Srikanth @chandrarsrikant]

🚨🚨IMP:
RBI Governor : I never said UPI can remain free forever.
Sustainability of digital payments needs someone footing the bill
Who pays for UPI is less important than ensuring it’s paid for
There are costs in UPI, someone has to bear them

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@mnlWAV @yousefQasem1998 .

[A K Mandhan @A_K_Mandhan]

Salary 9 CR
Income Tax 4 CR

Business Revenue 20 crore
Income Tax 80L~

Agriculture Revenue 40 CR
Income Tax 00.00

Political party revenue 7,000 crore
Income Tax 00.00

IPL revenue 12,000 crore
Income Tax 00.00

And they ask when is
#India’s brain drain going to stop!
am I missing something comment ?

#incometax #india

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@Investoratpeace @KTrade2021 @treeni Bro doesn't know Russia dont do commercial aircrafts 😭😭

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

I BEEN VIOLATED.

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

Fuck instagram. Twitter brain rot from now.

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

Goddamn 🫦

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@Cloudwatch199 Wow this is truly an amazing idea. Amazing points. There was once a German painter who had similar thoughts and ideas...I can't seem to remember his name..you surely must have read about him. Anyways I keep wonderin what happened to him 🤔.

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@mnlWAV And unemployment

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@mnlWAV TF

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@mnlWAV Wonder who that is.

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@neergasm @MadhuSaini22 Dey dey dey

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@neergasm Eda ithu Twitter not LinkedIn

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@neergasm @In28Minutes ???????????? Nee bot aya

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@TetrapakJoosbox Myre

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

Spotify be like : let's take a dive into this year's depression 😀🎉

[Sahal.M @Sahal_054]

@mnlWAV Well then make it painless.