Sahib Mahal

[Sahib Mahal @Sahib_Mahal]

@Chalmsey @markhmasters @PierreVLeBrun What about now

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

QUEL ARRÊT DE LANE

WHAT A SAVE BY LANE

#GoHabsGo

[Sahib Mahal @Sahib_Mahal]

@DarrenNykiforuk @rockstar12901 @thackattack41 Are you talking about 23-24? Because we had an insane pk in the playoffs at 94%

[Sahib Mahal @Sahib_Mahal]

@qauckenbush17 Yeah that figures appreciate it

[Sahib Mahal @Sahib_Mahal]

@Danman2681 @NorrisWinner @AlphaLackey @AverageFan_Z So the sport sees growth in interest? I really don’t get what is so hard to understand

[Sahib Mahal @Sahib_Mahal]

@Danman2681 @AlphaLackey @AverageFan_Z Because there aren’t many Irish people if any in India watching cricket?

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

A mid-game message from Klef to keep the energy 🆙 💙🧡

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The universe always finds a way to even things out

[konny @KonnyTalks]

Hip-Hop: The Passion of Drake

*Drake hosts his last studio session with his disciples*

Drake: I know one of you has betrayed me

21 Savage: What!?! Who?

*Drake’s disciples look around in surprise, while Metro Boomin sits in silence*

Drake: It’s ok. Let’s enjoy this final studio session

*Drake lifts up USB sticks and champagne*

Drake: Use. These are my feature verses. Drink. This is my blood. Let them forgive any sins.

*Drake hands out the USB sticks and champagne to forgive the sins*

*The disciples consume the champagne and plug the USB sticks into their MacBooks*

Travis Scott: It’s lit

*After the studio session Drake moves to the garden where he is freestyling and Metro Boomin joins him*

Metro Boomin: Drake…

Drake: Friend, you did what you had to do

Metro Boomin: I know…

*Metro Boomin kisses Drake on the cheek to signal the betrayal*

*Moments after Kanye’s army enters to arrest Drake and take him away to trial*

High Priest Pusha T: Are you Drake, the member of the big 3?

Drake: Yes. I am.

*The crowd reacts in anger, and ask a disciple, 21 Savage, if he knows Drake*

21 Savage: I don’t know him. I don’t know who he is. We’ve never met!

*Drake looks to 21 Savage and nods, knowing it’s part of the prophecy*

*They transfer Drake to Kanye West’s palace for the rest of the trial*

Kanye: Are you Drake, the King of Hip-Hop?

Drake: My kingdom is not of this place, it is R&B

*Kanye sees no faults in Drake, but is left no choice, but to listen to the crowd*

Kanye: I see no choice, but to have you crucified.

*Drake accepts his fate as it fulfils his prophecy*

Drake: I understand. May Pac forgive you.

*Drake is taken out where he is to carry a large cross to the eventual place of his crucifixion*

*Drake falls once when carrying the cross, but continues*

Drake: Ouch.

*On the way Drake see Lil Wayne crying with his disciple, PARTYNEXTDOOR*

Drake: Father take care of thy disciple. Disciple, take care of my father.

PARTYNEXTDOOR: I will.

*PARTYNEXTDOOR hugs and eases Lil Wayne*

*Drake continues until J. Cole of Forest Hill comes to help him*

J. Cole: Let me help you out

Drake: Thank you

J. Cole: I’m a Born Sinner, but I will help you

Drake: Your sins will be forgiven my child

*As the two carry the cross, until Drake passes Sexyy Red, who wipes Drake’s face of the sweat and blood*

*Drake’s face prints on the LV napkin as she wipes it*

Sexxy Red: No way.

*Drake falls for a second time*

Drake: Ughhhh. Don’t give up on me now

*As they continue Drake meets the IG models of hip-hop, as they cry watching him suffer*

Drake: Don’t cry for me. Cry for yourselves and your children.

*Drake falls a third, before eventually reaching the point*

Drake: Almost there. Hold On, We’re Going Home

*Upon his arrival Drake is stripped of his Off-White garments before he is nailed to the cross*

Drake: Oh my goodness!

*After being nailed to the cross, he is lifted, where he is crucified between DaBaby and R. Kelly*

Soldier Kendrick Lamar: Hail Drake! The king of Hip-Hop haha

Drake: Forgive them Pac, they don’t know what they did.

*As Drake hangs from the cross he utters his final words*

Drake: This is God’s Plan.

*After dying Drake is taken off the cross and carried to a tomb*

[ghost @ghostfishkillah]

we got generational Kendrick and Rick Ross verses instead of the government mandated 21 Savage and Lil Baby features

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🇮🇱 No this isn’t from a Black Mirror episode, this is from Israel.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

"Fuck CNN! You are genocide supporters! Fuck CNN!"

A live CNN report from Palestine does not go as the network planned.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Only Israel can bomb 4 different countries in the course of 48 hours, namely Palestine, Lebanon, Syria and Egypt, and still be portrayed as the victim in Western media.

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

UTOPIA OUT NOWWWWWW
https://t.co/9u2jlXXxEQ

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

What a fuckin dork