Sahil

Just tweeting random shit about Cricket and Manchester United

[not hako @hakoswago]

god hasn’t created any woman that can break my heart the way manchester united has dealt with me

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Me and @rioferdy5 have just destroyed everyone at FIFA. 13 games won 12 drew 1. @luisnani nearly in tears twins sent to bed early

[Lionel Lingard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lionel_Lingard]

You don’t need to put all your eggs in one basket, Michael Carrick.

Let Rashford and Cunha fight for that LW spot permanently. Both of them have qualities.

Let Luke Shaw and Dorgu fight for the LB spot.

Let Mbeumo and Shea Lacey fight for the RW spot until Amad is back

Let Sesko, Mbeumo, and Zirkzee fight for the 9 position.

I love you and I don't want you to fail.

But sticking with Dorgu as a LW will bring you failure.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Some games, you just have to say "Fuck this" and move on with your life.

[Sahil @SahilManUtd]

Just when we thought we got rid of PepRoulette we have EnzoRoulette now

[FPL Sergio @kunta_kante]

Back after a little hiatus..

O'Reilly,Cherki, Semenyo not in the starting XI.

[Carly Lyes @Carly_Lyes]

Imaging inheriting this as your home stadium, rebuilding the team and ground from scratch only to see 8 of your players die in a plane crash, then rebuilding again and winning the European Cup. This is why there is only one relevant name in the greatest manager of all time debate

[Sahil @SahilManUtd]

Fukin Nowan to Man United (LB)*

[FPL Meerkat @FPLMeerkat]

All confirmed Premier League Deadline Day transfers with positions:

Mbaye to Aston Villa (RW)
Harwood-Bellis to Aston Villa (CB)

Andres to Brighton (DM)
(Rumoured to be one other signing)

Q.Timber to Crystal Palace (AM/CM/DM)
Osorio to Crystal Palace (RWB/RW)
Ahanor to Crystal Palace (CB)
Chilwell to Crystal Palace (LWB)

Grealish to Everton (LW)
Maitland-Niles to Everton (RB)

Affengruber to Fulham (CB)
Larsson to Fulham (DM)
M.Angel to Fulham (CM)

S.Thomas to Hull (LW)
Norton-Cuffy to Hull (RW/RB)
Iroegbunam to Hull (DM)
Ansah to Hull (AM/ST)
Robinio Vaz to Hull (ST)
Mouzakitis to Hull (DM)

Flemming to Ipswich (ST)

Bahoya to Leeds (LW)
Bard to Leeds (LWB)

Brughmans to Liverpool (GK)

Enzo Fernandez to Man City (CM)
Ndiaye to Man City (LW)

Fernandez-Pardo to Newcastle (ST/LW)

D.Munoz to Nottingham Forest (RWB)

Tosin to Spurs (CB)
Mudryk to Spurs (LW)

M.Fofana to Sunderland (LW)
J.Angulo to Sunderland (ST)
Danso to Sunderland (CB)

[Sahil @SahilManUtd]

WE’RE YOU SLEEPING SINCE YESTERDAY YOU ASSHOLES

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc have been looking at loans for the LB position, and Alejandro Balde being an unused substitute for Barcelona last night perhaps opens the door to that situation again. But the reality is that the deadline is close, and it would require a lot of work [@lauriewhitwell]

[Sahil @SahilManUtd]

Why are INEOS loaning a LEFT BACK to a different PL team 😭😭😭

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Leeds United and Nice have agreed a deadline day loan deal for left-back Melvin Bard.

The Premier League side will pay a €1million (£860,000) loan fee for the 25-year-old.

More from @BerenCross

https://t.co/bwwY7ifMNG

[Sahil @SahilManUtd]

SIGN A FUCKING LEFT BACK. @ManUtd PLEASE

[Cain Smith @cainsmithMU]

People just assume there’s a perfect right-back out there who does absolutely everything you want. Dalot has more than enough upside to his game even if he can be a bozo and miss every 1 on 1 he somehow gets lmao

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Was thinking about it after waking up, theres just something so right about seeing Rashy and Kobbie play for United at the same time, it really is deeper than football

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Rashford and Mainoo are taken off with a standing ovation from the Old Trafford crowd.

[B @utdbrxy]

Only United can make u think ur getting relegated and winning the league in the same game

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Name on the trophy.

Here's to you, Bruno ❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

#areyouabaleba

[Sahil @SahilManUtd]

We were so bad don’t even know if this was sarcastic 😭

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

Incredible defending by Shaw to stop a Hull counter

[fuck this club @VinaiOut]

Why didn't Senesi and Van Hecke use their progressive passing pie charts to stop the Brentford forwards

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Rashford steps on the pitch and Shaw is pulling moves I've not seen from him in three years, it's like watching the Knicks when Anne Hathaway is courtside

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“This Rooney guy seems like a good player, maybe i should start supporting this team”