Sahrish Qureshi

Chicago born & raised. Doing stuff in New York these days.

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

@united It was @united and I filed a claim with them.

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@united @lufthansa I have been contacting both airlines regarding a delayed bag for over a week and half now and have received no updates on what's being done to trace and return it back to me. I've been getting conflicting information from each airline. And I need answers now.

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

@united @lufthansa also, the customer service for all these airlines is downright laughable. I've had agents hang up on me saying, "We have no updates, bye." Or "call the other airline, bye." You lost the bag, not me.

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

@united @lufthansa @eurowings have been punting me around from airline to airline with no answers and no one is taking responsibility for this mix up. At this point I don't even know which airport the bag is at. HER, DUS, MUC, or ORD.

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

You can’t tell me that Vanessa Carleton and Michelle Branch aren’t the same person.

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

Me walking out of every meeting this week #Bachelor

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

LOL! I’m deceased (where’s my check?)

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Trump administration delivered more than $1.4 billion in stimulus payments to dead people, the Government Accountability Office said https://t.co/7VMeqHAVNU

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Trump administration delivered more than $1.4 billion in stimulus payments to dead people, the Government Accountability Office said https://t.co/7VMeqHAVNU

[Cottonelle® Brand @cottonelle]

In partnership with @UnitedWay we’re donating $1 million & 1 million rolls of #toiletpaper to United Way Worldwide’s COVID-19 Community Response and Recovery Fund. And if you post how you were able to #ShareASquare, we’ll donate $1 through June 1 (up to $100,000). #Cottonelle

[jack @jack]

We’ve made the decision to stop all political advertising on Twitter globally. We believe political message reach should be earned, not bought. Why? A few reasons…🧵

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

No one:
Me: I need to play @PetitBiscuit “sunset lover” every single time I put some banger views up on my Instastory 🌅

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

@Alitalia Hi, I am trying to reach your customer service phone number & dealt with one rude man & now no one is answering. I need to add a checked bag to a light fare flight. Your website says to call customer service. Please advise.

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

Casual

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You are the only one making noise on the train. This is disrupting my evening instagram scroll. Please acknowledge my side eye and have your conversation elsewhere.

Also, is this what adulthood feels like?

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

To the man having a long personal conversation in the quiet car on the train — HOW ARE YOU NOT MORE SELF-AWARE?

[Netflix @netflix]

President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have entered into a multi-year agreement to produce films and series for Netflix, potentially including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features.

[Sahrish Qureshi @SahrishQ]

How many donut holes equals one full sized donut? #askingformyself