Sai Sunkam

@Vikings

[Joe @JoeA_NFL]

If JJ McCarthy played like Kyler has played so far this season, the entire nation would have united to take turns stabbing him with boxcutters in Times Square

[Sai Sunkam @SaiSunkam]

@nyjetfiona @actionjack69 would you rather have 1. chance to win in OT or 2. chance to win in regulation form 10 w 40 sec and 2 TOs AND a chance to win OT

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Aaron Glenn not calling a timeout allows for the Packers to throw for a Hail Mary

I don’t get it

[elio imbornone @elio82]

Why didn’t the Jets call a timeout!!

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Dinesh, like your daughter I was born in America & have an Indian immigrant father. I am Hindu and my mom is not white. Does that make me any less American or matter in any sense?

[Sai Sunkam @SaiSunkam]

@lilastories University of Minnesota erasure

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

The executives said the boardroom Wi-Fi “feels slow.”

Speed test: 487 Mbps.

Apparently 487 Mbps has bad energy.

So I created a new network:

EXECUTIVE_PRIORITY_5G

Same access points.

Same internet connection.

Same VLAN.

I just gave it a more expensive name.

Connected the CEO.

He opened a website and immediately said:

“Oh wow, this is way faster.”

By lunch, five VPs had asked for access.

I told them executive bandwidth is limited and I can only approve users with a genuine business requirement.

They are now competing for access to Wi-Fi they already had.

Performance is unchanged.

Satisfaction is through the roof.

[𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓵𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓵🐜⚡️ @AntGlobal5]

Centers now vs in the 2000’s

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

It's really funny how the NFL has a helmet that reduces concussion chance by 50% but makes you look 50% more gay and most NFL players are like yeah give me the 50% less gay one

[emily @north0fnorth]

chicago L ad: north dakota is lovely this time of year

nyc subway ad: you should use this ai agent to replace your family

[beck @SportsBeebler]

If Matt Lafluer was bald and fat he would’ve been gone 2 years ago

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

The 'Man in the Red Bandana' finally honored for his sacrifice.

25 years after Welles Crowther gave his life saving others on 9/11, the 'Man in the Red Bandana' is awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Crowther was just 24 when he repeatedly went back into the South Tower, helping as many as 18 people escape. Survivors remembered one unmistakable detail about the stranger who helped save their lives: the red bandana covering his face.

Crowther never made it out, but the people he helped did.

Now his mother and sister accept the nation’s highest civilian honor on his behalf, cementing a legacy born from the extraordinary choice to keep going back for others.

[Sai Sunkam @SaiSunkam]

@Anthony_Bonato What percent of students that got degrees in math and cs were actually advancing the fields of math and cs before?

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

Someone said ADHD people would rather start a business than fold their clothes. 😂

[Sai Sunkam @SaiSunkam]

@nellieblight Tuff af

[Sai Sunkam @SaiSunkam]

@pmddomingos Can it arbitrarily choose to chop off higher order terms

[Sai Sunkam @SaiSunkam]

@KingJames @Polymarket Bruh

[Sai Sunkam @SaiSunkam]

@Mikezim75399448 Maybe? But not sure what Bradford’s has/had shown that makes him more likely to lead a contender than cousins