๐จ BREAKING
๐บ๐ธ TRUMP JUST CONFIRMED THAT EVERY U.S. CITIZEN WILL RECEIVE A $5,000 DIVIDEND AFTER THE MIDTERMS!
HE'S INJECTING OVER $1,350,000,000,000.00 INTO THE MARKET BECAUSE OF "TREMENDOUS ECONOMIC SUCCESS."
THIS IS GIGA BULLISH NEWS FOR THE MARKETS!!
PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID A FEW MONTHS AGO:
"GO OUT AND BUY A $DELL, THEY'RE GREAT"
$DELL HAS PUMPED OVER +344% SINCE HE SAID TO BUY IT
HE DEFINITELY KNOWS SOMETHING...