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[john @Saiburtft]

there is no champion i have not mastered. i win every aram without rerolling. i have a counterpick to every lane in the game. onetricks r scared of me

[john @Saiburtft]

@milkteaboards @BepoCarrot Why have you removed his tag in his post? If you are doing better you should not hide this legitimate complaint from your future clients. Makes it looklike you intend on repeating!

[Bepo @BepoCarrot]

Hey Austin @milkteaboards can you please give me a picture update of my keyboard or give me a full refund at this point. It’s been 7 months and your communication is below my expectations.

These tournaments potentially being funded by incomplete commissions is concerning.

[Kevin @WentRumble]

i see why every riven main is peaking this season

[john @Saiburtft]

I fuckin hate when you’re talking and you can tell they are just waiting for you to finish, halfway through the story. Rip

[Yacht Club Games @YachtClubGames]

Hoping to make the game easier? Amp up the challenge? Looking to get WEIRD???? 🥸

We’ve got you covered. Mina the Hollower has tons of built-in modifiers that customize your experience from the lenient to the punishing. 💪

What kind of experience are YOU going to craft? 👾

[john @Saiburtft]

Have u ever had an apple so good it changed ur life

[john @Saiburtft]

@kingofleaguetwt “Not even misogynistic btw”

[LimitTester @LimitTester0]

6pek enthusiast

[john @Saiburtft]

@Sheep_Esports @lilkahunatft when he gets celestial body first augment

[Mark @MarkoonLoL]

thanks riot for the arcane buffs

[john @Saiburtft]

taking speedy double kill and dying stage 3 so your augment is halfway to proccing

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

i duo queue with my ex every couple months

we don't talk about it. it just happens.

2am. both online. she sends the invite. or i do. neither of us acknowledges who sent it first.

the discord call is 90% silence. no "how have you been." no "seeing anyone?" just pings and callouts.

"flash down."
"jungler bot."
"nice."

that's the whole conversation.

here's the thing though.

our 2v2 is still nasty.

she knows when i'm going in before i ping it.

i know her cooldowns better than the last 6 supports i've played with.

we don't communicate because we don't need to.

400 games of muscle memory doesn't give a fuck about relationship status.

we'll go 7-2 together. maybe 8-1 on a good night.

then it's "gg" and we're offline for another 2 months.

no follow up. no "we should do this more often." nothing.

because we both know what this is.

it's not friendship.

it's not rekindling.

it's not even nostalgia.

it's that neither of us has found better synergy.

and that's the uncomfortable truth about duo queue.

you can break up with someone and still be stuck with them competitively.

you can hate someone's guts and still combo perfectly in a teamfight.

you can move on emotionally and still be hardstuck trying to replace what you had in game.

some people have exes they still fuck.

i have an ex i still duo with.

honestly not sure which is worse.

study the saskio way

[dakota @PowerOfDakota]

oh he was GAY gay

[Tim @unrankedtoTim]

taken after T1 vs GEN

[June the month @HAMMIIETRON]

FOUND IT

[woollysoph @woollysoph]

@Frodan I was inspired by your stream