Glam Ma

a trendy grandma with no filter

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

But why do you put mayonnaise on my pastrami?

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

No I don't want rum thank you

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

That's ok you can kick me any time

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

So he came home with Swiss and no olive loaf. You know what I mean?

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#SteveHarvey reading the #MissUniverse2015 results like... Gotcha 😏

(@ChrisLilley #ChrisLilley @angryboys #fail ) https://t.co/ymhjKikN8t

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Watching the #VSFashionShow like...

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

Do something to get Santa erect

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

I hate those minions. ugly little characters

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

Kee-sha?

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

So? I'm decorating my food with heat

[Glam Ma @SaidByGrandma]

Tell me more about the carmelite nuns

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Why did @Adele cross the road?

To say #hello from the other side!

😂😂 #jokeoftheday

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We can't stop watching this #DWTS trio! @BindiIrwin @derekhough @MarkBallas https://t.co/7SHpuFnWyR