Shit Porn Stars Say

Tweets of funny things porn stars say before, during, & after getting laid.

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Okay kids! It's time to look at this turkey!

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*While railing some girl* Mind if we give your mom a call?

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Let's go have some fucking romance.

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Kiss your friend! Kiss your blonde friend!

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Oh yeah do it like that. Do it like... Yeah. Do it like you do it in school. You're in college, right..?

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Is this your first time cutie, never got fucked by a crazy bitch before?

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You look so sad, that makes me happy! Ha ha ha!

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It tastes better when you put it straight in.

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Actually, I will fuck your dad & make you watch so you better get those clothes off!

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I let you fuck me with my dick, girl. Like, that's special to me.

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Oh yeah you wanna fuck bitches & get money?!

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That's right eat my asshole where everybody can see! I could smother you right now!

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YOU HEAR THAT! Nothing can stop us! HA HA HA!

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You see this! You see this! Yeah, I'm getting some!

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Oh yeah, you want me to fuck you with your own dick?

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You see me bitch! Yeah, that's right, I'm getting LAID!

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I want you to fuck me fucking good in this.... Fucking public place!

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Let's go have some fucking romance.

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You look so sexy with oil on you. We should put more oil on you. Let's put more oil on you.