Things Carlton Says

An account dedicated to the wonderful, hilarious and insightful words of Carlton Kirby whilst commentating on 'the sport of professional cycling'.

[Y Rhys Olaf @RhysCaerdydd]

“Steering with his knees but thinking with his head” 😂 @SaidCarlton

[Things Carlton Says @SaidCarlton]

‘It looks like an ice cream section’ incredible @carltonkirby #kirbyism

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‘He is dogged’

[Things Carlton Says @SaidCarlton]

‘Rolling like a boxer’

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‘It looks like the plasterers radio’ that’s poetry @carltonkirby

[Things Carlton Says @SaidCarlton]

‘It’s absolutely GORGEOUS!’

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@Al__S @carltonkirby We aren’t sure what a rice scoop is either

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‘They’re in a rice scoop’ #kirbyisms and original @carltonkirby there

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‘It is quite gnarly’

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‘Up toward the pointy end’ #kirbyisms @carltonkirby @StradeBianche

[Daniel Lloyd @daniellloyd1]

The only clean part of Wout Van Aert's face is from the tears. #StradeBianche

[Michael O Brien @Greystones71]

wattAGE #kirbyisms #kirbyism @SaidCarlton 🤣🤣🤣

[Things Carlton Says @SaidCarlton]

@carltonkirby @RealStephens just tuned in, can you list who’s in the front few groups please x

[Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby]

It's time to get down and dirty. Well lets hope it's upright and dirty. Yep Strade Bianche LIVE top of the hour, provided they can nail the pictures together. All kinds of link issues with the nasty weather. Let's play spot the number! Everyone looks like they've been slip cast!

[Jessica Lamb 🗞 @Thestonefox]

.@SaidCarlton: "That, is a hot guy." De Pauw's a bit of stuff alright CK! 😂 #SixDayBerlin

[Paul Bennett @paulbennett76]

@SaidCarlton @carltonkirby @agibby76 TG-"I'm feeling like a new man". CK-"Well,leave that 'till later" ! 😂😂😂#Kirbyisms

[David Roberts 🇪🇺 @daveyrobo]

@gcntweet Love this and the superb @carltonkirby @SaidCarlton commentary, particularly the line "brings a catapult to a nuclear war" Hilarious

[Greg Potts @GregP63]

“Its all very well taking a big chunk but you’ve got to swallow it” @SaidCarlton

[Graham Potter🇾🇪🔰 @GPotter_MUFC]

@SaidCarlton "he looked like a recently deployed life craft" 😂🤣😅 #Ghent6day

[Paul Bennett @paulbennett76]

@SaidCarlton "Joachim Eilers,the creature from the deep is here with his green socks" ! #Kirbyisms