Kim

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

Hey @netflix y’all need to rewatch episode 2 of season 2 of your show #beastmaster. Pretty sure your boy @chrisdcomedy just said, “Oh, he fell into the duck sauce!” to the China athlete who fell in the water. What? The? Hell? #notevenfunny

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

I used to eat @tacobell but then they over advertised their stupid $1 stack thing on @ComedyCentral, and now they’ve put me off tacos for life. Can we create a “secret society” to fire their advertising department?

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

@JayTheRadioGuy Bless her heart.

[Jay Rodriguez @JayTheRadioGuy]

Dana says if this pic gets 99 retweets she’ll shave her head! Please let this happen!!!!! #sunny99houston

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

Putting the control in the hands of the consumer, @wingstreet?

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

@CBS You suck. I'm not paying to watch your one decent show. Join Hulu. Get over yourselves. #SurvivorGameChangers #CBSAllAccess

[Ryan Ashley @RyanAshleyM]

My amazing supporters, NOW IS THE TIME I NEED YOU MOST! Tweet #InkRyan to vote me in the final 2 RIGHT NOW, only a few minutes left. RETWEET

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

@SpikeInkMaster #inkryan

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

My skin when I listen to literally anything by @BillyGilman #Goosebumps #VoicePlayoffs

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

@IamLaceyChabert I'm obsessed with your wardrobe! Please tell me your red coat is online somewhere. #AWishForChristmas

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

America. You are the worst. #SYTYCDNextGeneration #SYTYCD #SYTYCDFinale @tatemcrae had that from day ONE.

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

Go see @teganandsara at @warehouselive in #Houston and miss my brother in law's birthday or...is there another choice? 🙄🙄

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

@dwpoker Just watched #MasterChef and I'm embarrassed for you. I've never said little bitch so many times...

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

YAS! @maddieziegler @Sia #weareyourchildren

[josh groban @joshgroban]

I swear some days just feel like all the black and white scenes from infomercials

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

@JuddApatow I don't think you understand. Mexico will PAY for it... https://t.co/j5Jq9QaY49

[Kim @SaidKimMH]

Hey @PaulyShore I wanted to invite you to my wedding but I only have 65 spots and my mom won't let me kick my Grandma out.