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Mom. Wife. Lawyer. Is anything shocking anymore?

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4y/o: Green means go. Red means stop. Yellow means stop.

Me: (gut reaction - yellow means speed up. *be a good parent*) Well... yellow means you should be careful, but... yes, you should probably stop

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I’ve had to rewash a lot of my husband’s “clean” dishes, but tags still on takes the cake...

#manwashing #holidays #2020over #cookies #forreal

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One small thing making me making feel better during this #CrisisCOVID is #GotToGiveItUp by #MarvinGaye

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Listen @Apple, in this time of crisis, please relax with your #autocorrect of f*ck for “duck” because I just can’t right now, no time to delete and fix, come on man

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You know what people did before #alexa, @amazon.... they didn’t listen to #babyshark 75 times in 5 minutes

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Got sucked into one of those tiny house shows this morning. Then switched to a horror movie (🧡Halloween 🖤October). Tiny houses are cool, but a tiny house with 1 & 5... straight up horror show
#halloween #smallspaces #parenting #October

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@ndeyangu 🤣 yes!

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1 is jumping on me. 5 is making zombie noises in my ear, and saying “they’re coming.” I can’t. Going to hide in bathroom. Send coffee, please.
#parenting #momlife #helpme #tired #kids #hidingfrommykids

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@zahoorahmed553 Hey

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@sophchang Thank you. Less than (gasp) an hour left in ur book & don’t want it to end. I don’t know you, but I love you. Mixed race woman 💪 & working mom (lawyer) at a “typical” white guy firm (sigh) over here. Feeling more empowered & seen #baddestbitch #peace #women #getit

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I think 1y/o is addicted to @amazonkindle fire. She smacked me while sobbing after I turned it off before dinner. Pete the Cat will still be there for you... Clearly, the worst mom ever.

#momlife #kids #doubleedgedsword #parenting

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Ever wonder, “is this hell or my real life?”

#EveryoneHasACold #momlife #parenting #mansick #kidsick #somanyreasons

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Tired & giving #zerofucks today

H: (4am, pushing back & shoulders) morning! what r u doing?

Me: now? not sleeping

H: can u nudge me when u get up?

Me:

(H right back to sleep, doesn’t recall this later)

(5:34am, 16m crying)

Me: (picks her up, swaying)

16m: (smacks my face)

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@MsJayLee22 #alexaplaythemoanasoundtrack

#yesthatisabigpoop

#isit5oclockyet

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@TheStevenWeber should read every @audible_com book. #IT was already amazing, and he brought it to life even more. Sad it’s over. What to do now...

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2 kids under 5 years old = I watch everything with closed captions

#parenting #momlife #dadlife #theyaresoloud

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Saturday afternoon dentist appointment... enough said...

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Hands down, one of the most terrifying things as a parent is sudden silence when your kids are playing in another room... mini heart attack over here 😬

#parenting #momlife #dadlife #makesomenoise

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It’s only Tuesday.

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@sarahsimmons712 YES!

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2019 has to be better. We should all be better to each other.

On NYE, in-laws implied we’re bad parents, and said we’re bad to environment, for giving 14m/o food pouches in a pinch. What the actual fuck?!

#WTF #NYE #parenting #NYEfail #homeplease