Sauce 🫛

Apologetically myself | sports tweets can now be found at @_saigesmith_

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

Death, taxes, my name autocorrecting to “sauce”

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

My life changed when I stopped thinking of the wind as a thing I don’t like and started thinking of the wind as an actual, sentient enemy. I hate that fuckin guy

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

@Karsen86 My second guess

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

@Karsen86 This looks like an ihop menu

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

Dems didn’t hold a primary
DNC chose Kamala
Loudly armed & endorsed genocide
Policy proposal: I’m not Trump
Moved to the right
Touted republican endorsements
Doubled down on genocide
LOST

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

RIP Danica Patrick you would have loved Aaron Rodgers

[Danica Patrick @DanicaPatrick]

I voted today, for the first time. 🗳️
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I made a rule for myself that if I didn’t vote I could not have an opinion about the outcome, because I didn’t earn that right. Not this time. I voted for @realdonaldtrump and I can’t wait to have him make America great again! 🇺🇸

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

Everyone already knows what’s happened to the ads On Here but this one made me laugh out loud

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

Seeing a license plate 321•BLT and screaming COUNTDOWN TO LUNCH so loud and abruptly that my windshield shatters

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

@Karsen86 Was it worth it

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

The other day at work someone described something at an “oddity” and I said “not to be confused with an itiad” and boy when I tell you that absolutely nobody thought that was funny

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

Kim Jung Un on the 17th tee: [turns to buddies] “fellas I don’t want to jinx it but I’m having the round of my fuckin life right now”

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

I’m convinced that all the giant prime numbers that have been discovered would not be prime if they just tried dividing them by 17. They should try that, people often forget to try that

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

All these kids want is for their schools to not invest in mass death, and the response to that has been pretty thoroughly psychotic.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I genuinely want people to be embarrassed by the fact that they would have been against the civil rights movement. every single person cheering on the police, including eric adams, would have been on the wrong side of history. regardless of your identity.

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

@Karsen86 Word on the street is that you’re losing to the grandmother of the guy running the bracket pool

[Sauce 🫛 @SaigeSmithFor3]

Stop sending me this tweet I’m begging you