Sailor

non non essential cyborg

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@acidhorizonpod You don’t have to call me darling by David Allen Coe (and everything else by David Allen Coe)

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@acidhorizonpod Thanks for this, the connections between the sun and sadism / excess were really interesting. Made an analogue horror tiktok based on my takeaways if you care to watch : https://t.co/CcdKKLXgaI

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I have just three questions

1. Who can help me improve my throwing aim
2. Who can remove my uterus
3. Where does Clarence Thomas live

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Today’s shipwreck did not put Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz at the bottom of the ocean. But tomorrow’s, dear reader? The rats will try to jump the ship.

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Today’s shipwreck is two kids in a trench coat floating downstream.

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Today’s shipwreck washes its hands of the whole affair.

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Today’s shipwreck is now living with a four-legged witch. She demands doom metal and sardines.

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Todays shipwreck is a gallery with only a prayer shrine and big white blank canvases but on the 5cm frames are scrawled a bunch of nihilistic hot takes from obscure subreddits the exhibition is called EDGELORD

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Today’s shipwreck has a lucky red rock and a crush on a maelstrom

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Turkish communist tells Stalin he sees a lot of broken eggs but no omelette. Today’s shipwreck is not even eggs.

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@Juche_Gang bb it’s a bit of a gross over-simplification to say that Putin is lashing out at NATO and not that he hasn’t multiple times said he doesn’t think Ukraine should exist and shame the former USSR let its colonies go… NATO sucks imperialist dick but this is no

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today's shipwreck is a-hitting your eye like a-big pizza pie

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Today’s shipwreck is backward compatible with running systems 10.2 or lower

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today’s shipwreck is a gummy bear that never asked to be born in the first place

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todays shipwreck is a zombie that instead of eating your brains just pins you down and says ‘bye bye for now’

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@DIYchurch

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Today’s shipwreck is playing with a tire on the sidewalk to keep it from self immolating

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today’s shipwreck is aldona gustas

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Today’s shipwreck is super goth and doesn’t vibe with your aura

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@josephinspace eve prime ** she says as she takes a sip of hand sanitizer