Marty St.Denis

[Marty St.Denis @SaintD]

If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right? http://t.co/jtm4JIWWsq

[Marty St.Denis @SaintD]

My version of "Free hugs" is a sign hung around my neck that says "Ewww, get the fuck away from me." http://t.co/0UJ0zWnk

[Marty St.Denis @SaintD]

That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone sexy and bump your head on the mirror. http://t.co/zfmobBzv

[Marty St.Denis @SaintD]

1912 called. They want their boring ass concept of a parade back. http://t.co/ZDvQzeva

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http://t.co/BFCTGEAc If your toilet paper roll is on the wrong way, I'll fix it and then never come over again.

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http://t.co/770BzDqf lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh

[Marty St.Denis @SaintD]

Judging by the covers, every issue of every comic book is the one where the main character dies. http://t.co/YA44hM8e

[Marty St.Denis @SaintD]

I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter... So the internet should explode any minute now. http://bitly.xai

[Marty St.Denis @SaintD]

Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems