Saint Gorilla Cap

All Hail Saint @gorillacapsol, The Patron Saint of LARP's

[Saint Gorilla Cap @SaintGorillaCap]

On this sacred day, I’m reminded of the Gambler’s Prayer.

Gather 'round, fellow apes, and pray with me:

Our Father, who aren't in heaven,
Flawless be my game.
Thy kingdom come, thy gains be won,
On-chain as it is in Vegas.
Give us this day our daily pumps,
And forgive us our paper hands,
As we forgive those who front-run against us.
Lead us not into ruggedness,
But deliver us from rekt.
For thine is the jackpot, the leverage, and the glory,
Forever and ever, ape.

Remember, fellow degens and LARPs — you can take it all with you. Surrender nothing. Seize everything.

#MineAllMine #IWinYouLose

[Saint Gorilla Cap @SaintGorillaCap]

I have cometh.

[Saint Gorilla Cap @SaintGorillaCap]

Blessed be Pope Leo XIV!

(Dont forget my cut)

[Saint Gorilla Cap @SaintGorillaCap]

Blessed be Pope Leo XIV!

(Dont forget my cut)

[Saint Gorilla Cap @SaintGorillaCap]

@BagHoldersFnF @gorillacap Be blessed bag holders! 🙏

[BagHolders FnF @BagHoldersFnF]

We’re excited to introduce ourselves to the community!👋

We are @BagHoldersFnF, formerly known as BOPPYCULT (until we were rugged by @gorillacap).

United by a common experience, we’ve all been through the same struggle—holding bags on the lies and false promises peddled by @gorillacap 🦍.

But we’re not backing down. Together, we’ll spread the truth and rise from the trenches, stronger than ever. Victory is ours!💪

#BAGHOLDERSUNITE

[BagHolders FnF @BagHoldersFnF]

The price of $BOPPY down 99.9%, Discord tools disabled, everyone who believed is REKT.

Meanwhile @gorillacap like
"Man don't care"
"Game is game"
"Touching grass, and ass"

Bro was always in it for the tech.

[BagHolders FnF @BagHoldersFnF]

Has anyone seen @gorillacap lately?🦍🦍

He's been ghosting everyone from his paid "Premier Trading" group, and some of us would really like to have a chat! 👻👻👻

It's wild to see him bragging about buying a new Ferrari and browsing helicopters, yet ignoring the people who paid to be part of his "private" group. 🤡

#JUSTICEFORBOPPY

[Gorilla Capital (🦍,🦍) @gorillacap]

I'm gonna sell the top. Buy back the bottom.

Add it to LP, where I earn fees.

And probably not the only wallet he aped on.

People like this deserve nothing in life.

0. I used to call @Obijai a friend before.

[Saint Gorilla Cap @SaintGorillaCap]

@gorillacap @Obijai Game is game.☝️😇

[Catholic Frequency @CatholicFQ]

Catholicism is beautiful

[Saint Gorilla Cap @SaintGorillaCap]

I think some of yall should review these.👇

#GodIsWatching

[dxrnelljcl @dxrnell]

KOLs angry at Dave Portnoy doing exactly what they do

Makes sense

Space full of hypocrites

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@gorillacap GM! Do you believe in Karma? 🙏

[Gorilla Capital (🦍,🦍) @gorillacap]

@khurrylicious Game is game

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@gorillacap @khurrylicious Ong. 🙏

[Saint Gorilla Cap @SaintGorillaCap]

Our goal must be infinite, not the finite. The infinite is our homeland. Heaven has been waiting for us forever.

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I am happy to die because I lived my life without wasting even a minute of it on anything unpleasing to God.

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What does it matter if you can win a thousand battles if you cannot win against your own corrupt passions? It doesn’t matter. The real battle is with ourselves.

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All people are born as originals but many die as photocopies.