The Dark Lord

The Delayer™️

[The Dark Lord @SaintLSR]

Perhaps the worst engineering / design flaw of modern aviation. Why is the TV remote control right on the arm rest where my elbow goes? #VamosMéxico

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He’s taking a redeye. Let’s have the person checking him into his hotel talk his ear off and have no idea how to check him in.

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Asked a girl out via LinkedIn DM tonight

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Imagine being hammered and suddenly Snoop Dogg, Lainey Wilson, a K-pop group, Andrea Boccelli (and his son), and Martha Stewart perform the Christmas Day halftime show

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I have made it to my first Orange Friday of the year. Please do not hold it against me for taking this long. I am amongst the Jung Hoo Crew, and I am a fan of the new Coca Cola LED sign. Taking any and all questions before Devers goes yard again.

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We gotta start giving people names like Eteocles again

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@collin_ruth89 Congrats, Rutsy. FO

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@marsh18__ Congratulations, Harry! Many people dream of winning a BASE giveaway - nobody deserves it more than you!

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@BayAreaEmo

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@BayAreaEmo BASE, right as always. Great call.

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@BayAreaEmo BASE, Oracle needs you to return and pick up the vibes

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Need to know what this guy is up to

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Warriors intro to this song used to be so hard
https://t.co/MknRBQNle2

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@marsh18__ Pics or it didn’t happen

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I would like to know one person who has a mattress like this. I don’t think these people exist

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You ever peel a banana and just know it isn’t gonna be a good banana by the way it peels