Caveman Loverlot

Killer of 5 T-Rex’s, it would have been 10 but I’m a lover not a fighter..

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@Brananaxx My face is your chair of pleasure

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak , here is the picture taken at the conservative lodge last night, the ministerial code burned so well… maybe we can give copies for the poor to burn to help solve the energy crisis?

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@ToryWipeout You may won on the battlefields, you may have won the votes, you may have won public confidence, but your not joining our Masonic lodge you bloody communist.

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak Before we give away the tanks can we double check plan A won’t work, which is to use the tanks on the strikers and the channel refugees?

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Good call with @POTUS 🇺🇸, @Bundeskanzler 🇩🇪, @EmmanuelMacron 🇫🇷 & @GiorgiaMeloni 🇮🇹 this evening.

Really pleased they've joined the UK in sending main battle tanks to Ukraine. 

We have a window to accelerate efforts to secure a lasting peace for Ukrainians.  

Let's keep it up.

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak , another idea for the lost we made, can we say to people don’t vote?

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@JujuliaGrace Fact Check: Us Conservatives are not! All our money is protected from tax in family trusts set up in the Cayman Islands..

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak Or you could stop being such a lot of tax avoiding scallywags and support the people more, that would improve the countries mental health tenfold.

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RedJohnBounds Sausage, bacon, egg and beans… I Love these quizzes..

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak my old fruit. Just worked out the HS2 line is costing £1200 per household, which is more than the Nurses pay rise. Just thought it should only be the poorer households paying for this as in Tunbridge Wells we all have cars.

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@HeterPancock I must admit my bum was a bit red after being spanked at the Masonic lodge by Michael Gove.. these initiation ceremony’s are getting harder..

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak mate, a good one for your defence.. how is it illegal not to wear a seatbelt when it is not illegal to jump out of a plan without a parachute. #conservativelogic

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak and @Jeremy_Hunt .. Thanks for the levelling up money for the new country club, see you at the Tunbridge wells garden party on Tuesday.. don’t worry we are confiscating phones and cameras this time so we can have a good laugh about redirecting more inner city money

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

@RishiSunak 1⃣This morning the PM and Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt have been in Accrington, which will receive £20m to regenerate its town centre.

This money will help renovate the Grade II listed Market Hall into a bustling food hall and trading space.

#LevellingUp

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@ToryWipeout Normally invite them in for a shot of the good stuff, a quick game of spank the donkey and then onto the Masonic lodge… happens regularly

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@HeterPancock Bloody socialist, we are going for more levelling up money to build a fence around Tunbridge wells to keep the lower classes out. We want to hold garden parties with our hero #RishiSunak without anymore socialist infiltrators!!

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak Nice one Rishi my old buddy, get that money away from inner cities and back to Tunbridge Wells, we are better people and deserve it… drinks on me later at the Masonic lodge, drinking up to celebrate levelling up!

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@SteveBarclay @Independent Steve, your missing a trick.. think of the cruise boats, they import labour and pay £1 an hour and demand long hours. Can we tweak policy to allow this to happen in the NHS, that will show them socialist striking scum. P.s.. See you at the Masonic lodge on Friday 😜

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@RishiSunak Great work, I here this is shutting down those dirty inner city community centres to fund a new country club in good old Tunbridge wells. Now that’s my kind of levelling up!! 👍

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@rustyrockets @savethameside @thurrockcouncil Good venue for the next Tory party conference? We would have to stop the arty stuff but it but could save the building! Btw Russell we need a speaker at our next conference from someone who is converted to the Tory line, good pay and may be able to get you one of them MBE’s…

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@grantshapps Good day old boy! Help yourself to the bar on my private jet on your way back from Davos. See you at the Masonic lodge on Friday. Some more ‘donations’ came in from out FTSE friends so we can crack open the 25 year old Chivas Regal whiskey.

[Caveman Loverlot @SaintSamual]

@Conservatives How dare labour stand up for public sector workers that are struggling to stay warm and feed their kids. If they wanted luxury they should have studied harder at school and got a job in the financial sector!