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[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

@EricNMoody Antonio Gibson or Chris Moore ? .5 ppr

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

@BenSchragg Bateman or Javonte Williams 1ppr #AskFFT

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

@MattFtheOracle Chark or hilton. .5ppr

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

@MattFtheOracle Chark or hilton .5ppr

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

My Wife is in active labor...am scared
My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Am nervous, but on the surface I look calm & ready
I open my mouth, but the words won't come out
Am chokin, how, everybody's jokin now
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My wife is chilling playing candy crush on her phone!!

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

@BenSchragg Hmm is that corey or Mike #AskFFL

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

@fantasysharks Mike davis or corey davis for flex .5 ppr #AskSharks

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

Quarantine day #265783

Me: Babe..I finished Netflix.
W: Good. Now we can finally spend some quality time talking all weekend.
Me:.....oh wait ..season 2 of Netflix just came out....brb...

#QuarantineLife #CoupleGoals #Memes

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

Me: Babe..you know you are the only one that I ever dated...
W: What rubbish. You dated plenty.
Me: Yes, but the rest were all Nine & Ten
W: WHAT!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
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Me: I will be in my grave if y'all need me

#CoupleGoals #memesdaily #husbandandwife

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

***Quarantine Day # 22***
Me: I need a hair cut really bad!!
Wife: Hold my beer...
***37 seconds later ***
Me: I have a new found appreciation for barbers. I am never going to take y'all for granted ever!!

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

*** Ramayana 2020 ***

My wife sneezed this morning so I banished her into the guest room...she will be in exile for 14 days!!

#COVID19 #QurantineLife #CoronaLockdown

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

**Watching season finale of Love is Blind'**

W: Do the guests still get to eat dinner, even if the couple agreed not to get married ? I would be so upset if we had to leave without food.

Me: Who said the perfect girl doesn't exist ??

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

**Watching season finale of Love is Blind'**

W: Do the guests still get to eat dinner, even if the couple agreed not get married ? I would be so upset if we had to leave without food.
Me: Who said the perfect girl doesn't exist ??
@LoveisBlindShow @netflix #Memes #couplegoals

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

**Our super intellectual cousin is visiting us**

W: Babe can we watch 'Love is Blind'
Me: Let's wait till the cousin leaves. Put on BBC till then.
W: Good idea.

#LoveIsBlind #Memes #CoupleGoals #NetflixIsAJokeFest

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

Am inventing home Olympics..the winner is the one who doesn't do it
Who will:
~Replace Toothpaste
~Replace remote batteries
~Refill Q-tips
~Fold laundry
~Turn off all lights
~Delete unwanted items on Amazon cart
I have been winning gold for the better part of the year😎🥇🤗💯

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?
Me: Tacos
Interviewer: You are hired.
Me: Ok. Taco-to-you-later.

**If you don't like Tacos, you are Nacho my type**

#tacos #Memes #Interviews

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

Have you ever experienced thinking to yourself but actually saying it out loud??
W: Can you pick up dry cleaning?
Me: Nope
W: **puppy face** You won't do that much for me ??
Me: Maybe if you were Scarlett Johansson in a red bikini asking, then hell yeah!!
W: What!!
Me: What!!

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

My wife and I are arguing about the color of our new cabinets ....she wants them in White and I want them in Blue...being the MAN of the house, I put my foot down and now we are getting beautiful White Cabinets!!!

#couplesgoals #cabinetdecisions #newhome #husbandandwife

[Vayu Chennadi @SaintVayu]

W: Happy happy bday love. Let's go out and celebrate.
Me: I can't.. ..I sneezed too hard this morning and I think I need two days to recover.

**I don't want to trade staying young for getting a year wiser** 🙄😒🥺

#gettingolder #happybirthday #late30s