Joseph Howell

Magic the Gathering and Fighting Game enthusiast. Young Bourbon Snob according to some. Husband, Student, Friend.

[Island | Tenarakunn #PlayCF 🔜 CEO 2026 @Tenarakunn]

"Top 10 Answers on the board, name a mixup that you are NOT blocking"

[Chevy W. @AChevyWolf]

That's my pope

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

This has the makings of an all time bird team logo

[thunderf00t @thunderf00t]

for context.... nasas annual budget is 20bn.... spacex lost 30 years of nasa budget in a day!

THATS how comically overvalued it is!

[mason @onehandpolitics]

Almost liked a hate tweet

[Buddy H. King, MD @lightbeer69]

Gay son just hit a nuke off of a position player in the 8th to extend the lead to 37

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I’m not even kidding you guys, the reflecting pool is my favorite story of the entire year so far. This gift just keeps on GIVING

[the weapon @sockthrowing7DX]

It's finished.

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[Emaildotcom @ClaireALeonB]

cinemasins when his wife does the "sleep with another man" cliche

[Husk @huskirl]

Completely natural interaction

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Statue of Liberty, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi & Gustave Eiffel, dedicated 1886, 📸’s by @natlyphoto, PannaPhoto

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[nba paint @nba_paint]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE 😭😭😭

[SomeBlackGuy @sbgderrick]

Knicks in 5!!! They did it for him

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Knicks: your championship has arrived.

#doordashpartner

[MLB @MLB]

On this day 7 years ago Shohei Ohtani became the first Japanese-born player to EVER hit for the cycle 😮

(MLB x @NewYorkLife)