Chad Thomas Johnston

Author of whimsical memoir NIGHTMARRIAGE. Freelance Slayer of Word Dragons. Armchair Audio Producer. PhD Dropout. Stay-at-Home-Dad/Chad. Husband. Cat Herder.

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The Bandcamp version of my Christmas compilation, “Christmas Riffs and Midriffs,” is out now with 2 tracks not on the iTunes Store version. Enjoy! https://t.co/bWmSmuFdUA

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@MarkWalters_ I am so very sorry. That is heavy news indeed.

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@Tired_Nonsense_ @hollycookID THERE WERE CHICKEN WINGS TOO?!? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

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@hollycookID I’m sorry they’ve been treating you that way. When people resort to ugly name calling it says so much about the ugliness within them, and also reveals that they are out of other tactics for lashing out at you. Leave that crew behind and don’t look back. 😎

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@NHarris956 I am so sorry for your loss. My condolences to you and your loved ones. ❤️

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@Linz1981 @hollycookID @idsensfan @MikeCrispi Better to have speed bumps along the way than to hurtle over the cult cliff though! 😀

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@Tired_Nonsense_ @hollycookID Cookies? Who's been hiding them. I've been a Dem for a long time and no one has given me cookies. What.

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@hollycookID Soft is indeed strong! As the Smiths sang, "It takes guts to be gentle and kind." Truly! That's why I'm a Democrat. Hahaha. If you feel like joining Team Blue, we'd love to welcome you! 😁

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@glen_scotia @kccjf I don't know you, Callum, but I am so very sorry to hear of your loss. My deepest condolences.

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@Lookinupatstars Tell her she is *more* than her scores. That she is loved, not because of any scores, but because of how wonderful she is. That her future is still wide open. That she should be extra kind to herself right now. That she is not alone. That she is your treasure.

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@SarahBethBlair @BethMooreLPM Yeah, this is definitely worth mentioning. You are pretty amazing, @BethMooreLPM.

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@RheanaMurray Just emailed you a pitch (and a piece in PDF format). Look for me in your Inbox! I'm waiting in there with a health/parenting piece that could be filed under "whimsical memoir." 🤣🤣🤣

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@JessReports Posted it on GoodReads, too. Happy Tuesday!

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@JessReports Reviewed your book! I hope it helps even a little bit. 😀 https://t.co/exUyrV1R71

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@JessReports You bet. Thanks again for the great book. I will add my review to GoodReads soon too. Gotta share the goodness! 😎

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@emilykmay I am so very sorry. That sounds awful. Truly. Glad to see people supporting you here though. I hope it helps!

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@PapaJim2u I am so so sorry for your loss. That is all too much indeed! There aren’t even words for all of that. 💔💔💔

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@hellotorifletch Oh wow. So sorry for your pain. 😢

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@JessReports The hook? She's a genealogical obsessive and her grandma kept EVERYTHING. This combo + DNA testing = compelling, readable family secrets. 😜 https://t.co/cRDLmx0Imd (Part 2)

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@JessReports I mentioned your book to my parents yesterday. My mom said, "What's QAnon?" Boy, we dodged a bullet there! 🤣 I'm telling my wife to read it too. My other favorite read of 2024 so far is my friend Allison's book ... (Part 1)

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@JessReports Having grown up in the evangelical world, it resonates with me. The church down the street from my house has succumbed to Christian nationalism. Things are weird—like, really weird. But I think there is hope. Thanks again for your awesome book! 😀 (Part 3)